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Hello! I decided I need to diversify my sims interest with a second legacy that I will play slightly differently, so say hi to the Motham legacy! This is Motham House II, the place where it's all going to start.

Don't ask what happened to Motham House I.

Look at that sexy floor plan! 8D

And this is Eden Motham, nee Seabird, the wife of the legacy's founder, Portia Motham.

And this is Portia! She's an evil witch whose main interests include being evil and Eden Seabird.

They are massive cuties together. Three bolts, motherfrickers!

This is a fairly in depth tour of the house! The empty rooms will undoubtedly be the quarters of future Mothams. Also the bathroom was too tiny to take a picture of so you can kind of see it here. /o\

Eden: You okay, Porshee?

Portia: I'm fine. But I'm also VERY EVIL. *wrings hands*

Portia: Do you see, sim goddess? Do you see how EVIL I am?

You have like five nice points. You're morally ambiguous at best.

Pooklet's face templates are so cute. Sometimes I wish I could reach into my game and punch some sims in the face.

Those two thoughts didn't have a lot to do with one another.

Cute Townie: I see you're macking on your lady, so I'm going to stand here and watch.

Eden: *outraged face*

Eden: Can you believe the gall, Porshee? You should turn that skank into a newt!

Portia: Yeah! I should do that! Because this isn't at all my first day being a witch and I totally know what I'm doing!

Eden: *noms on Clefable pillow*



Matchmaker makes an impromptu appearance, but there's no one on the lot who needs her services.

Portia: Yeah, I don't need no matchmaker! I just have to give Eden the look and magic happens.

What look? o_o

Portia: This one.

Dang it Portia. I'm this close to finding a mod to permanently disable face stuffing.

The chairs are inaccessible and it takes me forfuckingever to figure out why.

It's because they were off-grid. /o\

You're not even looking at a painting. You fucking fail as a tactful three-bolter.

Eden: Boooo! Boooo to you! I look at what I want!

Eden: I'm just standing here. Seriously, not doing anything.

Eden: ...Just hanging out.

Portia: It was THIIIIIS big!

Eden: Disgusting! That's way too big.

Eden: But I can't stay mad at you.

Portia: SOON.

Eden: I'm gonna get so high that your crappy painting is going to look like a rainbow starscape.

Portia: Bitch, it is a rainbow starscape.

Hey. You need to support your wife's dreams.

Eden: I just can't take these green sparklies. They don't match anything.


That was quick. :>

Eden: Instead of fulfilling my rapidly declining needs, I'm going to lay here next to Portia until I die.

No you should go eat stuff.

Eden: Damn your abilities to override my AI!

Eden: Suck it.

Portia: Heyyy honey, want to banggg?


Portia: All according to plan!

Eden: YOU! You fucking did this to me!

Eden: I'm going to get her back for this. Believe me, sim goddess.

Portia: What did you say?

Eden: Nothing!

Eden: SOON.

Portia: Now it's my turn to stalk.

Eden: Bitch, you can't stalk me when I'm stalking you!

Portia: *is an evil witch*

It has become a literal stalemate of stalking. Portia stalks Eden while she's asleep, then Portia goes to bed and Eden stalks her while she's asleep.

I have to control Eden to save her from the stink monster.

Portia: I'm pretty sure it was your turn to stalk, according to our agreement.

Eden: Busy. Gotta clean this sink.

Portia: Dang, I'm evil AND fabulous!

Eden: Why do you have to be so evil?

Portia: Being evil elevates me from a 9 out of 10 to a 9 1/2 out of 10.

Cropping faillll.

Eden gets her waddle on. Making good preg morphs is not one of my strong suits. /o\

Looks like it's going to be a bubble baby. :/

What the fuck did you two do to this shower curtain? This is a bathroom, not a high-colonic treatment facility.

That fork to the upper lip looks painful.


Portia: The fuck is this thing? Is it fruit leather? Can I eat it?

JEEZ Portia, put some pants on before you go outside.

Portia: This painting is exquisite, much like my exquisite pregnant wife who is beautiful!

Eden: You charmer.

Eden: Isn't she a sweet?

I have never had a sim stare directly at me as many times as Eden has.

Portia and Eden: *sit in bed*

Portia: talk talk joke joke evil witch sounds

Eden: tee hee hee

Portia and Eden: *switch sides of the bed*


Say hello to the first potential Motham heir, Larunda Motham.

Aaaaand the baby's on the floor. Nice going, you two.
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