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mythril: lightning crashes, an old mother dies.
i hate that song how dare you.
mythril: OH I FEEL IT COMIN ROUND AGAIN
jasper is the least emoting of all of mythril and hazelanne's kids.
mythril: are you two being nice?
crystal: yeah, me and lil nerd are doin fine.
jasper: yeah, i'm definitely not going to kill her later.
mythril: sometimes i look out of the telescope, and i can see zepphry sieg looking back. and she's angry.
topaz: is that why she keeps stealing the newspaper?
i try to makeover the twins' room, but this is before i sought out more artwork. and before they had, any money.
mythril: financial advice for cash!
what kind of advice do you give?
mythril: cut taco bell down from five days a week to three.
crystal gets a better room makeover. slightly? she fuckin loves pink.
hazelanne: i love you.
mythril: i love you and our trash children.
crystal: haha! it's just too easy.
hazelanne: oh, oh dear...
mythril: where do you think you get that mischievous personality from?
crystal: wait what
crystal: nice, you really got me! but don't do that again.
mythril: i do what i want.
i made over hagatha's room so the twins could have their own rooms. jasper got the new room, because he's more likely to be heir out of the twins.
crystal: SUCKER
crystal needed athletic for her job so i bought her this tiny trampoline.
crystal: i'm having so much fun!
jasper: damn right i get my own room, what do i look like, not-heir?
you still need to surmount crystal, but you've probably beaten topaz.
i gave crystal the grilled cheese aspiration as her secondary, for giggles mainly.
crystal: rock beats rock!
jasper: that isn't how this game works.
crystal: jasper's a sore loser!
jasper: I'LL KILL YOU
hazelanne: my children are so well-adjusted.
jasper: i shot you, now you're dead.
topaz: agh, not like this!
topaz: i'm going to come back as a ghost and haunt you.
jasper: i'm going to go inherit your toys.
jasper: remember how hagatha died and i got her room? i inherit everything from the dead.
topaz: you're ruthless.
jasper: it's kind of funny that hagatha died.
topaz: that's kind of messed up. what if she haunts you?
jasper: pfft ghosts aren't real.
jasper: i might be somewhat evil, but i cannot abide an unmade bed.
ah, 10 neat point sims.
mythril: yay! you got an A+!
jasper: mom, again, you're kind of late.
mythril: i was busy blowin bubbles.
hazelanne: i'm exhausted after work.
jasper: you will stand there until i age up.
teen jasper!
teen topaz! he's definitely not a complete crystal clone, but he does have hazelanne's eye shape something fierce.
topaz: why don't i get majestic hair?
jasper: sucks to be you.
i send these bitches immediately off to college, because mythril and hazelanne aren't getting any younger and i need them to help raise gen 3.
crystal bakelite. her face is kind of weird but she's here and ready for some university love.
topaz bakelite. for some reason i have a bunch of medieval defaults so i put him in a tunic. he's really into renfair, ok?
jasper bakelite. i initially gave him this outfit because he was such a jerk as a kid, but i later realized it didn't really fit because he's a mean awkward nerd.
crystal: this is the ugliest dorm i've ever seen.
get some grants and i'll make it over. by the way, jasper is responsible for 90% of the money you guys currently have.
crystal: then get him to earn more, what do i look like, a science genius girl like jasper?
good job cafeteria cook man.
cook: i made pancakes.
crystal: grilled cheese is life, grilled cheese is love.
so my game wouldn't spawn dormies on its own, so i spawned them. and for some reason, it spawned like 24 sims for this 16 room dorm. that should be fun.
crystal: black sweaters are hot.
gordon: you know, i've always thought so.
crystal is a romance sim, so she rolls no university-related wants. only wants involving infernal quests for booty.
jasper: fascinating, it doesn't take that much poison to kill a fully grown human being.
why are you researching that?
jasper: it's for a class.
topaz needs some charisma for his major (world history? whatever the history one is idk). i could've put the mirror in his room, but... uh. i didn't?
topaz: in this essay i will discuss the pop vs. soda argument.
random dormie: i can't believe that nerd has the same hair as me... embarrassing.
two words: noodle robe.
crystal: did you know eurydice isn't a natural redhead?
kent: haha, no way! who's eurydice?
SO IT BEGINS
topaz: this pains me and my noodle robe.
charles lee: charles lee doesn't care about sims who can't take care of their own needs.
cook: god... that kid has no sense of style.
topaz: noodle robe.
dormie: i can't use the desk while jasper is using the desk!
jasper: your deductive reasoning skills are adequate.
dormie: your brother's a dick.
crystal: which one? noodle robe or fallout 3?
dormie: fallout 3.
i try to make crystal write her term paper. key word being try.
crystal: i don't need to do schoolwork! i can get by on my charm alone.
you're failing.
topaz: i hate tennis, and in this speech i shall--
calista: your brother's kind of weird.
jasper: tell me about it.
topaz: oil? don't get me STARTED on oil!
cow mascot: your speech bubble is a vampire, it doesn't reflect the subject. also allow me to harass you.
jasper is the only one who actually changes out of his pjs for class. crystal and topaz go like this.
yeah that's about right. i'm actually surprised crystal got a B.
crystal: i have many friends, such as goggle man.
cook: that twerp doesn't have any friends. she's goofing you.
kent: she's very persuasive, though!
crystal: everyone, clear out of the cafeteria, it's about to get raunchy in here.
crystal: mmm smells like boyfriend material.
crystal gets her first kiss. good for her.
crystal had to fight tooth and fuckin nail, but topaz just randomly smooches calista at a 15/15 relationship.
topaz: i'm that good.
llama: do you wanna make out?
jasper: absolutely not.
calista: i'm not sure how woohoo works. my mom said it's like rubbing a magic lamp?
topaz: i've heard a similar thing.
i gave jasper a new hair (color? it's the same mesh) and changed his everyday outfit to something less... wastelander-ish.
crystal: philosophy is the major i chose, and god it's great. i'm writing my term paper on the philosophical value of great butts.
dormie: hehehe i'm so quirky and random.
dormie: WHY AM I WET
jasper: i'm power cleaning the dorm. not because i have to, but because it's fun.
you worry me a little.
crystal: i'm going to build a sexy snowman.
please don't.
topaz: doing assignments is hard! how does jasper make it look so effortless?
bill the elf: he has no social life.
topaz: oh, you're right.
calista: i just love noodles!
topaz: i have another noodle for you. ;)
charles lee: i'm charles lee.
crystal: do you want to bang?
charles lee: charles lee is interested.
topaz: i'm just really worried for her, okay?
charles lee: charles lee is nonplussed.
jasper destroys crystal's snowman.
jasper: i enjoy destroying everything my sister loves!
jasper: why won't anyone play chess with me?
because you're a jerk to everyone.
jasper: >:(
topaz: look i'll be your friend! but never tickle me again!
jasper: hehehe i make no promises.
i can't believe topaz would sleep on this couch when he has a perfectly good bed.
there's dormies passing out in the study room that could use that couch!
topaz and crystal remain in their pjs, even in snow. but jasper seems to understand clothing categories.
jasper: what do i look like, some neanderthal like crystal and topaz?
crystal: let's get some shoes!
not charles lee: that is such an old meme, please get new material.
crystal: what the fuck? shoes is timeless!
crystal: charles lee, have you ever thought about wearing a hat?
charles lee: charles lee does not like hats.
crystal: look, i'm just saying... charles lee would look better with a hat.
crystal: did you know that not charles lee isn't you?
charles lee: charles lee had his suspicions.
charles lee: charles lee wonders if this is what love feels like?
crystal: not, um, "love" per se?
look, crystal has wants that involve being romantic with multiple people. and i was getting desperate.
crystal: llama... your eyes are mysterious and beautiful.
llama: do go on.
crystal and topaz are very interested in having relationships.
and then you have jasper.
jasper: i just came to university to clean and study and i'm feeling so attacked right now.
the mailien and penguin are conspiring against me.
jasper: oh i'll flirt with someone, alright.
jasper, that is your brother's love interest.
charles lee: even charles lee knows that this is wrong.
calista: this one doesn't wear a medieval tunic, i think i'm in love.
crystal: not charles lee is a goober, don't trust him.
gordon: there was always something wrong with that guy.
topaz: mmm yes, fascinating. i will try such tactics on my very exclusive girlfriend.
uhhh about that...
crystal: you guys are nerds.
jasper: 1v1 irl.
topaz: she's right.
crystal: kent? did you just spurn my affections?
kent: yeah, you're not that great.
crystal: this will not do.
crystal influenced kent to fight charles lee. this doesn't seem good for kent.
charles lee: oh, charles lee sees how it is. i'm only a pawn in your romantic schemes. er, i mean, charles lee is a pawn in your romantic schemes.
so no one wants to play chess with you, huh?
topaz: they're intimidated.
not charles lee: cherry is passed out on the floor. not charles lee is troubled.
charles lee: hey wait a minute-
gordon left for class and then came back and immediately became swole.
gordon: knowledge is power!
topaz: oh, calista... the love of my life.
jasper: can i steal her for a moment?
topaz: i've suddenly closed my eyes for unknown reasons and i'll open them back up in a few minutes.
oh god, i think topaz got bill the elf to join his renfaire club.
topaz: crystal, look! i'm bouncing!
crystal: ugh
topaz: now i'm buff as hell!
dormie: i'm a ghost ooooo
WHOA WHOA WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
charles lee: charles lee doesn't waste time.
crystal: can you leave, i'm really trying to lock this charles lee thing down.
charles lee: charles lee is fond of you.
crystal: oh... charles lee...
crystal: kent, you don't flirt with me anymore, okay?! i'm with gordon, and sometimes charles lee.
gordon: wait, what?
these nerds finally graduated after an eternity in university hell! jasper's gpa was 4.0, topaz's was 3.9, and crystal's was... 2.8. lmfao.
hey guess who's heir? it's jasper 'i fight everyone" bakelite mcgee.
crystal and topaz have moved into an apartment i specifically built for bakelite spares. they'll be around.
romance/grilled cheese
leo 4 10 8 10 3
charisma, cleaning / cologne
topaz bakelite. for some reason i have a bunch of medieval defaults so i put him in a tunic. he's really into renfair, ok?
fortune/popularity
aries 6 10 8 6 5
charisma, cleaning / aliens
jasper bakelite. i initially gave him this outfit because he was such a jerk as a kid, but i later realized it didn't really fit because he's a mean awkward nerd.
family/knowledge
capricorn 10 3 0 10 3
black hair, mechanical / aliens
crystal: this is the ugliest dorm i've ever seen.
get some grants and i'll make it over. by the way, jasper is responsible for 90% of the money you guys currently have.
crystal: then get him to earn more, what do i look like, a science genius girl like jasper?
good job cafeteria cook man.
cook: i made pancakes.
crystal: grilled cheese is life, grilled cheese is love.
so my game wouldn't spawn dormies on its own, so i spawned them. and for some reason, it spawned like 24 sims for this 16 room dorm. that should be fun.
crystal: black sweaters are hot.
gordon: you know, i've always thought so.
crystal is a romance sim, so she rolls no university-related wants. only wants involving infernal quests for booty.
jasper: fascinating, it doesn't take that much poison to kill a fully grown human being.
why are you researching that?
jasper: it's for a class.
topaz needs some charisma for his major (world history? whatever the history one is idk). i could've put the mirror in his room, but... uh. i didn't?
topaz: in this essay i will discuss the pop vs. soda argument.
random dormie: i can't believe that nerd has the same hair as me... embarrassing.
two words: noodle robe.
crystal: did you know eurydice isn't a natural redhead?
kent: haha, no way! who's eurydice?
SO IT BEGINS
topaz: this pains me and my noodle robe.
charles lee: charles lee doesn't care about sims who can't take care of their own needs.
cook: god... that kid has no sense of style.
topaz: noodle robe.
dormie: i can't use the desk while jasper is using the desk!
jasper: your deductive reasoning skills are adequate.
dormie: your brother's a dick.
crystal: which one? noodle robe or fallout 3?
dormie: fallout 3.
i try to make crystal write her term paper. key word being try.
crystal: i don't need to do schoolwork! i can get by on my charm alone.
you're failing.
topaz: i hate tennis, and in this speech i shall--
calista: your brother's kind of weird.
jasper: tell me about it.
topaz: oil? don't get me STARTED on oil!
cow mascot: your speech bubble is a vampire, it doesn't reflect the subject. also allow me to harass you.
jasper is the only one who actually changes out of his pjs for class. crystal and topaz go like this.
yeah that's about right. i'm actually surprised crystal got a B.
crystal: i have many friends, such as goggle man.
cook: that twerp doesn't have any friends. she's goofing you.
kent: she's very persuasive, though!
crystal: everyone, clear out of the cafeteria, it's about to get raunchy in here.
crystal: mmm smells like boyfriend material.
crystal gets her first kiss. good for her.
crystal had to fight tooth and fuckin nail, but topaz just randomly smooches calista at a 15/15 relationship.
topaz: i'm that good.
llama: do you wanna make out?
jasper: absolutely not.
calista: i'm not sure how woohoo works. my mom said it's like rubbing a magic lamp?
topaz: i've heard a similar thing.
i gave jasper a new hair (color? it's the same mesh) and changed his everyday outfit to something less... wastelander-ish.
crystal: philosophy is the major i chose, and god it's great. i'm writing my term paper on the philosophical value of great butts.
dormie: hehehe i'm so quirky and random.
dormie: WHY AM I WET
jasper: i'm power cleaning the dorm. not because i have to, but because it's fun.
you worry me a little.
crystal: i'm going to build a sexy snowman.
please don't.
topaz: doing assignments is hard! how does jasper make it look so effortless?
bill the elf: he has no social life.
topaz: oh, you're right.
calista: i just love noodles!
topaz: i have another noodle for you. ;)
charles lee: i'm charles lee.
crystal: do you want to bang?
charles lee: charles lee is interested.
topaz: i'm just really worried for her, okay?
charles lee: charles lee is nonplussed.
jasper destroys crystal's snowman.
jasper: i enjoy destroying everything my sister loves!
jasper: why won't anyone play chess with me?
because you're a jerk to everyone.
jasper: >:(
topaz: look i'll be your friend! but never tickle me again!
jasper: hehehe i make no promises.
i can't believe topaz would sleep on this couch when he has a perfectly good bed.
there's dormies passing out in the study room that could use that couch!
topaz and crystal remain in their pjs, even in snow. but jasper seems to understand clothing categories.
jasper: what do i look like, some neanderthal like crystal and topaz?
crystal: let's get some shoes!
not charles lee: that is such an old meme, please get new material.
crystal: what the fuck? shoes is timeless!
crystal: charles lee, have you ever thought about wearing a hat?
charles lee: charles lee does not like hats.
crystal: look, i'm just saying... charles lee would look better with a hat.
crystal: did you know that not charles lee isn't you?
charles lee: charles lee had his suspicions.
charles lee: charles lee wonders if this is what love feels like?
crystal: not, um, "love" per se?
look, crystal has wants that involve being romantic with multiple people. and i was getting desperate.
crystal: llama... your eyes are mysterious and beautiful.
llama: do go on.
crystal and topaz are very interested in having relationships.
and then you have jasper.
jasper: i just came to university to clean and study and i'm feeling so attacked right now.
the mailien and penguin are conspiring against me.
jasper: oh i'll flirt with someone, alright.
jasper, that is your brother's love interest.
charles lee: even charles lee knows that this is wrong.
calista: this one doesn't wear a medieval tunic, i think i'm in love.
crystal: not charles lee is a goober, don't trust him.
gordon: there was always something wrong with that guy.
topaz: mmm yes, fascinating. i will try such tactics on my very exclusive girlfriend.
uhhh about that...
crystal: you guys are nerds.
jasper: 1v1 irl.
topaz: she's right.
crystal: kent? did you just spurn my affections?
kent: yeah, you're not that great.
crystal: this will not do.
crystal influenced kent to fight charles lee. this doesn't seem good for kent.
charles lee: oh, charles lee sees how it is. i'm only a pawn in your romantic schemes. er, i mean, charles lee is a pawn in your romantic schemes.
so no one wants to play chess with you, huh?
topaz: they're intimidated.
not charles lee: cherry is passed out on the floor. not charles lee is troubled.
charles lee: hey wait a minute-
gordon left for class and then came back and immediately became swole.
gordon: knowledge is power!
topaz: oh, calista... the love of my life.
jasper: can i steal her for a moment?
topaz: i've suddenly closed my eyes for unknown reasons and i'll open them back up in a few minutes.
oh god, i think topaz got bill the elf to join his renfaire club.
topaz: crystal, look! i'm bouncing!
crystal: ugh
topaz: now i'm buff as hell!
dormie: i'm a ghost ooooo
WHOA WHOA WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
charles lee: charles lee doesn't waste time.
crystal: can you leave, i'm really trying to lock this charles lee thing down.
charles lee: charles lee is fond of you.
crystal: oh... charles lee...
crystal: kent, you don't flirt with me anymore, okay?! i'm with gordon, and sometimes charles lee.
gordon: wait, what?
these nerds finally graduated after an eternity in university hell! jasper's gpa was 4.0, topaz's was 3.9, and crystal's was... 2.8. lmfao.
hey guess who's heir? it's jasper 'i fight everyone" bakelite mcgee.
crystal and topaz have moved into an apartment i specifically built for bakelite spares. they'll be around.
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