

we begin this update with my game overusing this skintone again. although this cafeteria worker does look fierce as fuck.

amethyst: man, corah is HOT.
corah: you know i can hear you, right?
ah, romance sims.

amethyst: ever gotten a pearl necklace?
AH, ROMANCE SIMS

so i lost my old dorm in the Great Xanadu Disaster and sort of speed built this one. and i somehow forgot that you need ISLAND COUNTERS for the cafeteria worker to work, so she really did a whole lot of nothing for a long time.

why are you guys playing catch in the dark.

cafeteria lady: uh, can you move? i need to stand in front of the stove and be useless.

at least when the cafeteria worker couldn't work she still cleared the dishes. that's at least. somewhat helpful.

quartz: this isn't grilled cheese. how fucking dare you. a pox on your family.
amethyst: ...you are my cousin.
quartz: A POX

druzy is a knowledge sim and you know what that means! she actually gives a shit about the dean's list and i'm trying to get her on it at all times.

who the absolute fuck left this trash here.

this dormie, lilyon, turns into a ghost with a very unfortunate hair for the occasion. oof. the alpha crunching.

amethyst: i'll have you know, i have hobbies.
quartz: GASP no way
lilyon: ooooo i'm a ghost

since amethyst and quartz are both romance sims, they roll a lot of wants for romantic shit.
i sent them to the strip mall in main xanadu, but amethyst ran into his archnemesis, garnet. garnet turned into a werewolf during amethyst's birthday once and amethyst apparently never forgives.

quartz really wasn't feeling the vibe and i couldn't get her off the couch.

who the fuck made these grilled cheese sandwiches and just. set them on the floor
there are tables

amethyst: MMM, CRYSTAL...
she is a bakelite and you are a dink

edgurt: hello, i am edgurt and your face is repulsive.
quartz: rude.
crystal: *sips drink*

edgurt: ugh you look like my sleep paralysis demon

ravenna: i have some pointers i could give you on romance.
amethyst: what could you possibly know that i don't?

mawreen is genuinely happy to see her lineage. amber is just happy to be in any pictures.

quartz: EW ROACHES HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
i think it has to do with whoever left the giant pile of garbage there for a whole day.

druzy: THE ROACHES ARE DEAD BUT I HAVE ROACH PTSD HOW WILL I EVER GO ON


lilyon: just passing through. slowly. call me

moonstone was literally dying of hunger and managed to start a fire that impeded his progress of making food.

and then fucking lilyon continuously set the sprinklers off, again keeping him from accomplishing his goal.

moonstone: um? hello? i can't possibly cook while i'm WET
cafeteria lady: AAAAAAAA

lilyon: *sets the sprinklers off for the fifth time*
amethyst: for fuck's sake.
cafeteria lady: why am i wet again

and then i used moveobjects to place the sprinklers over furniture and lilyon got pissed at moonstone for some reason
lilyon: you motherfucker
moonstone: i just want a sandwich that isn't drenched

quartz is an art major and a romance sim, so good grades aren't necessary but she still tries.
quartz: why am i answering questions when i should be drawing artistic wieners?

lilyon passes out because she is literally too dumb to exist
primadonna: this is so worrisome. if the sprinklers go off again she's gonna drown.

druzy is Big Smart and writes her term paper in like three hours. i'm proud of her.

everyone did well on their first exams! especially moonstone, who went to his exam titties out.

wh. what are you guys doing. maybe don't?

i built a new community lot in the actual uni hood (a cafe) and sent everyone there to check it out. especially since all of them, even moonstone and druzy, keep rolling wants for dates.

oh. more of this. fun

quartz met this lovely lady, endica, at the cafe. they have a couple of bolts of chemistry too.

endica: picking a major is so hard! how do you even do it?
quartz: i picked art so i can draw naked people.
endica: dude...... cool.

i have never seen the charlatan look so uncomfortable after talking to someone before.

amethyst: AHAHAHAH THESE CACTI ARE HILARIOUS

apparently moonstone has chemistry with lilyon? which is unfortunate. because of how she's acted so far.
moonstone: you're cute.
lilyon: I SURE AS SHIT AM, BITCH

m. moonstone. you randomized as straight i don't. that's. the charlatan
moonstone: VILLAINS ARE HOT

i finally figured out to add island counters! yay, functional npcs!

primadonna has been a dormie since they started but i wasn't having any luck getting her and quartz to talk. turns out they have three bolts.
quartz: you're hot as FUCK.
primadonna: you're pretty cute. in a "fucksluts from outer space 7" sort of way.

llama: VOOOOOO GERBITS
llama: ...so are you doing anything later, or?

i've never seen a sim do uni assignments on the floor. they always bitch about tables or desks.
bless moonstone and his low standards.

moonstone: yeah? no i can talk now
cafeteria lady: that is my spot

more catch outside in the dark. at least they're closer to the light this time.

since quartz is, again, a romance sim, it's good to play the field and keep it real. so i had her call another dormie she met.

quartz: oh my god you're cute
aki: thank... you?

quartz: what if we were roommates? then we could have pillow fights ;)
aki: what does that mean. i don't even

aki: i'm sorry, but i just do not care for soup.
quartz: now you've done it. *minus relationship*

quartz: lilyon tried to kill my brother through a combination of starvation and drowning.
aki: wow, that's messed up.

moonstone kept wanting to throw a party so i finally indulged him. unfortunately, his only non-family contacts were amazing hair townie, vivec bakelite, scarlet ramsey, and several university professors.

amethyst IMMEDIATELY swooped in on scarlet ramsey. they have bolts. amazing hair townie decided to add some mood music.

like most parties i throw in this game, it soon devolved into an "everybody smustle in a tiny area" party.

amethyst got to first base with scarlet ramsey! and this was his first kiss. i'm proud of him.

endica: now that. that's the shit i'm into. ree-ow.

amethyst and scarlet make a good couple. if his ltw wasn't to date 20 sims simultaneously, i might've gotten them together more permanently.

quartz: yeah i get to interact with endica! awesome! :D

quartz: that's what i'm into. :>
endica: wh... OH.
quartz: hehehe.

quartz: have you seen my uncle slash great great great uncle amber's mustache?
endica: your what now?
quartz: ...it's complicated.

quartz has her first kiss! woo!

this dormie, corah, is absolutely the worst at functioning and is a possible contender for a future dormie wrangling pen.

corah: man, i had a dream that i fell asleep in my own piss.
yeah. about that.

quartz: god, you're so blue. you're like a gay doctor manhattan.
wilbur: ...thanks?



amethyst is literally the only kid in this generation who autonomously cleans or straightens. left to their own devices, the other three would drown in their own filth. which is weird because quartz has ten neat points.

corah: i'm corah!
druzy: what? oh... okay. hi.

corah: wow i'm really bombing this conversation, huh?
druzy: no, i'm just busy with this assignment. thanks for telling me your name though, i was just calling you piss dormie before.

amethyst: are you a globe? because i'd like to circumnavigate that ass.
corah: wh

we interrupt momentarily for this streaker.
10/10
majestic. like the gazelle

amethyst: sorry, what i said was out of line. let's start over. i'm amethyst.
corah: you into watersports?
amethyst: wh

moonstone threw another party and amazing hair townie was busy so he invited his mom.
jasreen: i'm just here for the food.
llama: what are you?

amethyst tried putting the moves on this old lady professor. follow your dreams i guess.

aaaaaaaand corah's down again. at least the floor is dry.

amethyst: *whispers* i love your eyebrows.
professor gray eyebrows: thanks?

since quartz's only onsite lover is unconscious, she flirts pretty hellaciously with this gray professor whose name i can't remember.

scarlet: i'm worried about her... sleeping standing up CAN'T be good for you.

professor gray eyebrows had like... standards. so amethyst went back to scarlet.

quartz: yeah! i'm gonna compliment the shit out of this bitch!

quartz: your hair is gorgeous!
aki: thank you!
druzy: HORSE

wow, this came out of nowhere. and corah was actually conscious long enough to let it happen.

well that was fast

they still have under a 50/50 relationship but like i said, follow your dreams.

quartz: *flirts with aki*
aki: EW NO
well that was fun while it lasted.

she was much more successful with primadonna though!

not even the wall could stop their love.

A LOT OF THINGS ARE HAPPENING AT ONCE


yeah this seems right

cow mascot: can i consider this a threesome?

primadonna: how did you get in here? i locked my door.
quartz: nothing can stop my love. not even a strongly worded sign.

have you guys considered utilizing your outerwear? or at least shirts?

amethyst: nothing like a good game of "catch butterflies in the snow".

amethyst: wait... why are these out here anyways? shouldn't these butterflies be hibernating?
quartz: endica :D

amethyst: hm. probably better not to question it.

thanks, acr. this couch in the entryway is a great place.

lilyon: *motorboats moonstone*
moonstone: this doesn't really do anything for me.

lilyon: what about AWKWARD GRINDING?
moonstone: yeah! much better.

quartz: *levitates off the couch*

amethyst: come on and slam and welcome to the SPACE JAM

druzy: hey, wilbur! wanna learn about dna with me? wink.
wilbur: did you just wink out loud?

wilbur: *passes out*
moonstone: i can't believe you'd do this *minus relationship*

moonstone: that exam went GREAT!
quartz: knowledge is power!
amethyst: why are you both so dumb.

this was the senior exam so i had the opportunity to throw a graduation party and druzy is really the only one who deserved a party.
i invited all four of the kids' parents and jasper.

moonstone: let's play red hands
amethyst: dude, are you glowing?
moonstone: BEHOLD MY ENTHUSIASM FOR SLAPPING THE FUCK OUT OF HANDS

quartz, we already have so many dead butterflies.
also it's winter. why are there so many butterflies still outside.

quartz: check out my butterflies.
druzy: busy.
quartz: dude this is your graduation party.
druzy: BUSY.

skylar: i'm proud of you for graduating!
quartz: thanks, uncle skylar.
quartz: sometimes i wish you were my dad instead of jasreen.
skylar: what

sapphire: i don't think handcuffs make everything better.
jasper: it's okay to admit that you're wrong.

opal: i saw a snuff film once about someone killing a university mascot.
jasper: we should make a sequel to that film.
llama: what

i accidentally deleted jasreen's sclera mask while cleaning my downloads and haven't been on their lot to fix it yet. she's honestly kind of terrifying like this.
jasreen: i got new contacts, do you like them?
jasper: you know i don't.

WHAT THE FUCK


i will destroy you both

why can't everyone be more like sapphire. she's just here to dance.

well, after all that chaos, we're done with uni for this gen.
aaaaand after reviewing the heir poll, i'm ready to go over who's heir.
druzy is not heir. in fact, she came in last with one vote. but she's smart, and graduated with a 4.0 in biology.

moonstone came in third place, with 5 votes. he graduated with a 3.4 in political science and isn't heir. but his face is still very interesting.

amethyst was runner up with 6 votes, just one ahead of moonstone. he graduated with a 3.2 in art and also isn't heir.

quartz got 16 votes (idk where all these quartz fans are) and is the heir. and also, she graduated with a 3.8 in art.
well that's it for now, but hopefully we'll get properly started on the next gen soon.
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Also I want to mention that I just recently reread the Bakelites from the beginning and now I'm tempted to make Aquamarine a rainbow unicorn husband sim and send him to you for your hood. Is that weird? :P
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also,
>amethyst: are you a globe? because i'd like to circumnavigate that ass.
i barked out loud and startled pooklet.
DRUZY N O
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yeah i'm very glad quartz was picked for heir! having a romance sim as the focal sim has been very interesting so far... and don't worry, i added that sclera mask as soon as i loaded the lot, lol.
oh wow i would love that! aquamarine would probably like it too, she hasn't had any luck so far finding a unicorn husband on her own. i was thinking about doing it myself a few weeks back, but i looked up rose's centaur mesh to use and doing it that way would've required editing the mesh to not have the ugliest tail i've ever seen and i wasn't sure where to start. XD
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sorry pooklet! <3
i've never friendzoned two sims so fast. and that's despite the fact if i go more than two days without playing sims 2 i forget where the friendzone menu is.
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My thought of Rose's centaur mesh too, but the fact that the back legs don't move when walking annoys the crap out of me, nevermind that ugly tail. I've been wanting to try and fix Lemonlion's unicorn horn mesh so it stays on with all outfits so this will give me a reason to do so.
I was going to do another entry for the Good Genes challenge on GOS, but I might open bodyshop and make a unicorn for Aquamarine instead. :P
Oh and Goth Townie in bodyshop so far:
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Also I accidentally hit "randomize" and just lost all progress I did on the face of the Unicorn sim. At least I remember what template I used and I still have the Template Roller up in the randomizer.
I found these though if you or someone you know does 4t2 conversions: https://sims4customcontent.tumblr.com/post/132437396702/tovisims-unicorn-tails-w-horn-color-actions
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i've used that horn before but never noticed it comes off with different outfits. accessories aren't my forte (and the onedrive link on that post isn't working for me-- although onedrive may just being have issues) but maybe at some point i can look into it. i've been trying to figure out how to copy bone assignments between meshes but i can't think of any existing tails for ts2.
i've never actually used the centaur mesh in-game before (i've used it in bodyshop at least once) so i didn't know about the legs. wow that sounds so disconcerting asldjsladk.
aw! hitting randomize accidentally sucks! i've done that before :(
goth townie looks good! she looks ready to criticize people on dates in your game XD
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I found this for Sims 4: https://natalia-auditore.wixsite.com/medievaldream/single-post/2018/09/18/Male-centaur I messages Natalia via her tumblr a few months ago (I was hoping to ask someone to convert her Cthulhu accessories for me at some point) and she said tt's okay for other to convert her meshes. I'd download the Rose mesh if the back legs moved and if the tail wasn't so freaking ugly. :P
Here's what I have for Unicorn Centaur guy so far:
I have a tendency to abuse that hair, at least on male sims. I have yet to find a rainbow gradient that looks good on hair.
Also, I've joined the "Let Mawreen Breed" bandwagon. She's had three kids with her Rags to Riches husband (you actually inspired me to do the Rags to Riches challenge). I see your "Jasreen Noseworthy-Bakelight" and raise you "Azreen Durann":
Oddly enough her older brother looks like a red-haired green-skinned Quartz but her older sister looks like a face-clone of their dad. :P
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oh i love him. that hair looks really good on him! and so do the colors! they really works for a unicorn centaur.
azreen is precious. mawreen's offspring really do seem to go one of two ways, either with or without her gigantic eyes but at least they typically gain a nose!
wow i really need to get back to my own rags to riches challenge tbh. i haven't played it since i rebuilt xanadu lol
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And thank you. Maybe Aquamaine would be just as happy with a humanoid unicorn guy similar to Neighthan Rot from Monster High...albeit without the zombie heritage?
Here's an image of the kids hanging out in their bedroom Ixozi (the boy) aged up into that dragon onesie and I thought it best not to change his clothes. Mawreen really does make some oddly cute kids. XD
And here's one of Azani (former Rags to Riches sim) taking Mawreen out on their first date. My self-sim walked by and was like "I want to draw you."
Oh and I was the one who asked about Jasreen earlier. I can wait until she's an elder in your game. : D
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A+ for gay Dr. Manhattan reference
yes I'm excited for Quartz because although there is the romance sim thing I want to see more Primadonna who is very lovely
can you point me in the direction of Endica's hair? having been away for months I'm really not sure what I already have any what I do not have anymore.
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honestly i make that reference too much alsjdksajd but i also have too many blue sims i think.
that hair is tsminh heaven! here's a lovely retexture mrs-mquve did of it. :)
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also just over the past few days went through and reread the Bakelites and now am solidly more Quartz fan and also in addition to wanting to see more Quartz/Primadonna am kind of interested in Quartz/Endica.
anyway excited to see more and when you feel up to it would love to have Opal in my game! I've already gone back and downloaded several Bakelites for new hood purposes <3
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i just realized it's been forever since i actually uploaded anyone. whenever i get a chance to i'll definitely work on that so that you can have opal!