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we start this update with jasper's six pack
since jasper is immortal and still in the house, i added a picture of all his kids to his and professor kari's floor so he could see it all the time (if sims could see things)
i also updated the heir portraits because i would rather have nicely posed pictures! and this way i can put their portraits over their urns in the cemetery.
peter williams gets electrocuted. zircon does not care.
agate: zombie grandmother passed out. this is so sad, alexa play re: your brains by jonathan coulton.
primadonna: i'll have you know i graduated with honors!
random townie: i don't care.
prima had a want to fall in love with someone new so i tried the matchmaker. the date was so lame i have no evidence of it.
sean: you dare flirt with me? SHAME
quartz: goddamn it asexual bigfoot!
everyone clusters together, forming a fire hazard.
zirc and bizzy are still fighting, but zircon usually kicks bismuth's ass in these fights.
zircon: and take that, bitch!
obsidian: right in front of my craigslist search??
and then we had Young Adults! here's obsidian
obsidian bakelite
8 3 2 2 10
gay
glasses, blonde hair / creative
zircon, and his crazy eyebrow bones.
zircon bakelite
9 2 4 10 10
bi
unemployed, cleaning / aliens
diamond, who looks like a professor himself.
diamond bakelite
8 4 4 8 9
gay
underwear, charismatic / formal wear
pearl!! yay for pearl's neckbeard.
pearl bakelite
10 0 9 1 9
gay
unemployed, creative / mechanical
we interrupt this showcase to bring you another fight between endica's twins.
onyx!! who is very cute
onyx bakelite
8 8 9 5 1
bi
stink, hard worker / makeup
jet, who has almost no primadonna in her.
jet bakelite
10 2 9 10 1
straight
hard worker, mechanical / jewelry
and bismuth, who is cute also.
bismuth bakelite
10 2 9 10 1
bi
glasses, cleaning / creativity
zircon: hey guys, can i blow bubbles with you? please? come on!
diamond: get rekt batnerd
knock knock
who's there?
charles lee
charles lee who?
charles lee would like the fighting to stop
wouldn't be a university gen without purple streaking alien man
zircon: i am adept, at the ARTS
agate: i've seen your art and it isn't that good
cafeteria worker: i hate my job
agate is a very sincere-looking sim to me for some reason. and he's very nice to his siblings too.
everyone succeeds, except zircon who is fail city. he seriously flunked his first semester and man was i mad.
jet: talking about charisma can raise your charisma skill! it's like charisma-ception!
zirc has 9 neat points so he's a bundle of fun in the same way jasper was. even jet and bismuth, who have 10 neat points, do not clean as much as he does.
jet: but then sometimes charisma gets SCARY. and WILD. and F E R O C I O U S . some serious cult of personality bullshit.
pearl, who has never done anything wrong in his life, gets intimidated by mr. cow man
diamond shoots his shot with aki, whom his mother also tried to woo. it goes about as well for him as it did for quartz.
jet: WOO! YEAH!! HYPE! YOU GO CAFETERIA LADY
cafeteria worker: i hate my job
agate shows his fondness for the high femme aesthetic
term paper time. i swear to god this generation has the focusing power of a small mouse.
angory smustle
bismuth builds a snowman since the university is in a snowy climate. pearl provides moral support with his ass
agate dreams of making friends. does he follow his dreams? no, not really
quartz and jasreen visit for graduation!! everyone graduated except zircon, who i had to play another semester of.
evil snowman: yeah get rekt green-haired nerd.
did you think the fighting stopped? i assure you it didn't.
post-graduation brawl!! yaaaaay
i like taking pics of zirc for some reason. my baby boy
bigfoot smustle party!!
professor kari steals some brain-flavored chips from the university fridge. why did they have brain-flavored chips? because it's an inclusive university obviously!
sean is just here for the food.
anyways, we have our heir, who is zircon!
zircon christens the family home with his rad jumping skills and impeccable fashion.
aaaand here's his room made over!! i really like how it turned out.
immediately we go spouse hunting. we meet alex voelkner and pango palantine-gladwater, neither of whom fit the criteria of actually having chemistry.
alex: hey, nice batwings my brother
zircon: i know i look good
we of course rely on the matchmaker for helping us to find a mate for this hopeless fucker.
whatever date he had was awful. like truly terrible if i didn't take pictures of it.
zircon finds malloria at the aquarium, but she and he don't have any chemisty. who does he have chemistry with apparently? his second cousin, amethyst.
that's when zircon met tiffany thistle. they IMMEDIATELY hit it off.
zircon: let me show you what these hands do
tiffany: i'm more interested in what that mouth do
first kiss time!
needless to say, the date went EXTREMELY well and tiffany is cute, which is a plus.
on their date they ate in jasreen's room for some weird reason. idgi
the bakelites decided to adopt a stray cat named rufus. he's very plain compared to banjo 2 but he's alright.
tiffany: oh.... do that's what that mouth do
tiffany moves in!! i don't think he had very much money but it's alright, as long as he's here.
they immediately do this, which seems appropriate.
you guys already
you already made out
what
zircon: hi skylar!!
tiffany: A G-G-G-GHOST
yeah that's an appropriate outfit to wear around your grandmother
quartz: ow my hand
tiffany: ow her hand
it's time to try for baby, baby!!
did you think jasper ever stops cleaning? he does not
tiffany: yay i got fired! BOW DOWN TO MY VOCATIONAL SUPERIORITY
endica: what the fuck are you wearing
zircon: WHAT I WANT, MOM
rufus REALLY like professor kari. it's kind of cute
why the fuck are you two relaxing together???
zircon: help i am trapped by the peter williams
peter williams: i am an inconvenience!! my life's dream
and then jasreen died and jasper was SUPER sad about it. poor jasper.
i'll miss you, mawreen spawn T_T
the bakelites bought a new business! the bakelite shop
primadonna: what if we buried the hatchet
peter williams: i don't forget and i don't forgive
peter williams: did you hear about jasper? his daughter died
primadonna: how amusing
here's a good view of the shop! it's no SHOPE but it will do for the purposes i need it for.
this random townie compliments zircon and his batwings
for some odd reason, zircon has a romance with this employee. which i'm pretty sure is illegal? also he is an old man
zircon: i'm gonna get that old man dick
please don't
onyx's father, professor dawson dallas, visits bakelite shop and actually buys something. you're a real one, DD.
jasper: yo what the fuck
you fucked mawreen
jasper: YES BUT I WAS NOT EMPLOYING HER. also we bonded in the pit
of course after romancing that old man, zircon rolls the want to get engaged to tiffany. tiff accepts!
they make a cute ass couple!!
sean: i heard about these things called pranks. what do you think?
tiffany: WHERE WERE YOU KEEPING THAT
i have zircon and tiffany get married in a quiet ceremony on the front lawn.
lots of people were in attendance, including the old man and charles lee.
of course primadonna absolutely hates charles lee and beats his ass
quilk also showed up and endica dolphin flipped onto his back
endica gets old! quartz isn't sure what to think
zircon: that primadonna is HOT
that is your mother's girlfriend and the mother of one of your siblings
why is zircon like this, he's a FORTUNE sim
i don't even know who was fighting this time, but a fight definitely happened.
sean: sean love jasper bakelite
jasper: you're really strong, almost like a bigfoot if those existed.
they wanted to try for baby again but the stairs and apparently primadonna got in their way
prima gets a new 'fit!! i think she looks great
ofc bismuth visits to steal the newspaper. can't let zircon read the comics ever
primadonna is STILL in the WAY
endica takes a nap on the probably pretty cool desert sand. sounds uncomfortable
peter williams: did you know that um. that beryl bakelite died? like get rekt jasper
sean: aha, this is humorous because everyone he knows is dead
finally we manage to try for baby again. i can't remember if either of them was pregnant at this point but we're certainly working on gen 8.
W H A T
W H Y
peter williams: wish i could use this telescope to look at dat furry silver ass
we have risky woohoo on. let's see how that goes
zircon is obviously the more adventurous of the two.
tiffany takes a turn at running the family business. is he good? no. is he trying? also no
sean is definitely working hard
sean: you would look great in heels
not charles lee: excuse me?
tiffany: congrats on getting your hobby card!
zircon: thanks, i'm pretty good at hobby
professor kari JUST notices that jasreen died. she has mixed emotions.
professor kari: did i like that my husband had an affair? no. do i know it happened? also no.
peter williams: jasper lost his sparklies
endica: what a basic bitch witch
sean: this seems normal and not like something i should intervene in.
some pretty townies come by the shop. and charles lee
for some reason, peter williams and endica started autonomously flirting. which i think is cute. i think endica is family secondary so she wants to get married, but quartz doesn't so her liking peter williams is perfect.
speaking of peter williams, he fails at making grilled cheese
POP! gen 8 is on the way!!
tiffany: hi
zircon: hi
me: pans away
sean: and then crazy man peter williams put his face in a cactus!
amarcis: what a wild dude!
ok so... i'm pretty sure peter williams is pregnant. actually, i'm 100% sure. and you know what that means...
bigfoot child
zircon chills with scarlet ramsey, who has lost her wig.
i don't know if quartz approves but i certainly do. what would their ship name be? endeter? petica? i like petica.
rufus and banjo 2 don't really get along. this is unfortunate.
sean: spaghetti good...
peter: don't get spaghetti in my spaghetti
we've got a proposal since endica rolled it! peter williams is SHOOK
endica calls her family and friends over for a shotgun wedding.
even charles lee showed up! and bismuth, moonstone, and not charles lee. has charles lee ever interacted with not charles lee? no because they would cancel each other out
endica: dear love of my life, peter williams.
peter williams: yeah say my name bitch
tiffany: in your eyes, give me a sign, darling. i watch you when you are sleeeeeeeping
oh jet and obsidian also showed up! and everyone stood in or across the street from the wedding because sims don't understand the edge of the lot.
it's official. i present mrs. and mr. endica vasquerelle
all in all it was a pretty good wedding!
someone is looking RIFE with babies. never go grocery shopping when you have pregnancy cravings.
jasper hasn't painted in FOREVER autonomously. i'm proud of him for putting those maxed out skills to use for the family income.
BABY TIME
we have gen 8! this is gold and silver bakelite!
the shop was popular today! and zircon is doing good earning his talent badges, so it doesn't take him 50 years to ring people up.
tiffany gets abducted by aliens! haven't had that happen since jasper's generation.
jasper: go aliens! probe that ass
tiffany: um OUCH???
rufus and banjo 2 have fought so much that rufus ran away. zircon called to let the animal services know.
look, i love gold and silver but we need a slightly more diverse gene pool if we have a chance of breeding out mawreen's eyebrow bones.
peter williams gives birth! this is sabrina bigfoot!
i missed actual shots of the baby but zircon gives birth to a baby named iron.
is this baby related to quartz? no, but she still does this.
agate visits just to paint high femme pictures again
rufus comes back but then he ran away AGAIN immediately.
haha
no
oh my fucking god stop stomping the bugs. jasper is slacking on his one job.
quartz ages up but man she still looks good for an elder.
more babies? why not
there's more places to sleep than in the living room guys
endica: oh sweet mysteries of life, at last i've found yooooooou
sean is a great addition to the family. he's more helpful than jasper because his personality is nice.
he also keeps jasreen's garden going. i'm pretty sure he has all gold talent badges so he's useful here and at bakelite shop.
rufus visits, but he's still technically run away, which i don't understand. he just kind of lingered and then stayed on the lot but the game still counts him as run away.
primadonna: what a lovely painting and not the naked body of my lover
pregnant woohoo is best woohoo. especially when i'm feeling content with four to six babies at a time
the bugs came back and got so bad we had to hire an exterminator. luckily they were able to fix the problems before EVERYONE got the flu.
i just love the toddlers use stairs mod. it's so funny looking at them walk down the stairs when they can't walk at all yet.
sabrina is a fussy baby who cries for no reason. bigfoot children be wild.
second pop! baby number four is on the way
baby grow up time! this is gold and silver, i believe gold is the one with the headband.
sabrina also has a birthday!
as does iron! we got some REALLY cute kids this time around.
sean is a good dad. god knows where peter williams is or what the fuck he's doing
jasreen: OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
sean: you scare sean. sean punch ghost woman
silver: i am getting a good mark in bigfoot love, a want that is normal and capable of being achieved.
POP POP
i'm worried about this fucker having quads or some shit
what a great sight for a child to see
gold: i want to play under the covers too!
even primadonna is helping out and she isn't related to any of these children. i guess she's like a step parent to zircon? i would imagine it differs from polycule to polycule
everyone neglects iron so she passed out in the hot desert sun
potty training face!! i haven't caught one of these in a while.
gold: woman i must go hastily to the potty!
quartz: learning to walk is more important
quartz:
quartz: also how are you talking
we end with quartz putting silver down for a nap. this gen has been pretty smooth sailing, at least it will be like that until zircon's next baby comes.
kind of sad none of the kids got red hair? like they all got endica's brown hair for some weird reason. and sabrina got peter williams's hair color.
that;s it for now! this update is very old pictures-wise, so it was more difficult to caption than usual. i probably took these pictures in early 2023 so they've been waiting a while. i may end up doing a poll for heir this gen since everyone looks very similar, unless someone starts to stand out to me.
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i miss jasreen already :c i love how her forbidden romance with opal kept her around for generations though, and how potent her genes are! i also laugh at peter williams everytime he pops up cause he's just. there. randomly resurrected into the house. sabrina is so pretty though, but i am definitely alien-biased.
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I love Zircon's cute fourth wall breaking face (honestly he does it so often it's slightly concerning)
Quartz is still my favorite but also Sean! if only we all had a Sean.
You're getting so far. 8 gens down! I'm glad to see you still posting them but agree it devolves further into insanity everytime and I love it.
edit to add I just read the last entry and I enjoyed it too! did you ever share Quartz's adult hair? I still love it. so probably stupid question because I am a turnip who has never sent my sims on vacation, if you use clean neighborhood templates for the Bon Voyage hoods you won't be able to meet Bigfoot? :(
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damn I guess my sims need to head out on a basic maxis hood vacation so I can try to meet bigfoot too.