the bakelite legacy 1.0

[furbyq]

here we meet aspiring witch, mythril bakelite. her goals include becoming a terribly evil sorceress and living in a mansion (she's a fortune kind of binch).







unfortunately, mythril arrived on the planet xanadu with very little money. and walls are expensive. so she only has this shack to start out with.



she sells bad paintings to buy food. gpoy.



so this guy, corey mcemohair, is the arts and crafts hobby sim and mythril kind of likes him for some reason.



i mean, not as a person, clearly. she just likes his emo hair.

matchmaker: i could help you find someone better but you choose to ignore me so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



mythril: i'm shunning you.

corey: you can't shun your feelings.



corey: i knew you'd come around, i'm pretty good.

mythril, thinking: he's not that good.





corey: yeah man, i've been to court a couple of time. art-related crimes.

mythril: NEAT



the skunk runs circles around them while they talk. it's being ignored and it's upset about that.



mythril's cooking skill is abysmal, so i forbid her to use the stove.





i sent mythril to the park to hopefully find someone better than corey mcemohair.

amillia: college was great!

zepphry: I'M GREAT



BUT GUESS WHO WAS THERE

IT WAS HE WHO POSSESSES EMO HAIR



zepphry: my dreams include taking over the world.

mythril: i support you!



i sent mythril back home and...

corey mcemohair was still at her home.

who was that at the park



mythril: i'm dating a cryptid!! and he's hot!



zepphry gave mythril a "free sample" which turned out to be a 5000 simolean tv. i sold it.



now she has a good bed!





that painting looks like 2002 on a canvas.

mythril: i'm channeling my inner lizzie maguire!



mythril: i wish i had something to eat other than 2d cutouts of beer.



i tried to make mythril maintain her friendship with mr. mcemohair but they just have bad conversations.

mythril: talking to you is like being in the frigid waters of the atlantic after the titanic sunk.





mythril has 2 neat points, but still autonomously cleans. i'm proud.



mythril: you came back!



amillia: hey can i watch



amillia: *rolling all over them both* A M I I N T H E W A Y



mythril talked to this lady with magnificent hair, hazelanne, at the park for all of five seconds. but she visited of her own accord for some reason.



mythril: corey can teleport, tell no one.

hazelanne: hehehe



mythril: also zepphry gave me this tv and i pawned it for a bed.

hazelanne: god you absolutely give no fucks



hazelanne: can i ask why you don't have any coverings on your outside walls?

mythril: it's those damn factories, bricks melted right off the walls.

hazelanne: are you sure you're not just broke as shit



hazelanne has like, six body skill points. mythril has a body that she shovels jello into.



mythril: i totally like you more than that other guy.

hazelanne: i'm charmed!



mythril autonomously used "suggestion" when they had like a 70/15 relationship and hazelanne accepted. it was meant to be.





it's going suspiciously well!





mythril: those tiddies... art.



hazelanne: you're like the funniest person i've ever met.

mythril: those boobs... beautiful.





they progressed to that stage of the relationship where you sit in the sand and talk for five hours.



mythril: i'm a pirate! arrrrr



unfortunately, hazelanne left. her long term relationship was still too low.



zepphry: that bitch sold my tv so i stole her paper, that'll learn her.



so i sent mythril back to the park. because it's the only vaguely functional community lot so far.

she didn't change out of her pjs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



mr. charlatan: imagine all the wondrous things i could show you, missus.

zepphry: is this karma for stealing that paper?



georgie: i got a fish!!

mythril: but you'll never have style.



georgie: sorry? did you say something down there when you fell on your dumb ass?

amillia: please don't fight.



zepphry: that motherfucker stole my money! i don't even have pockets, this is absurd!



mythril: i caught a super boots



corey: hey

mythril: can i help you?



for real serious you would waste your first kiss on this nerd



georgie: i caught something else! it's disgust to your intrudingly close pda!



zepphry: can you please go put on your robe and wizard hat somewhere else



speaking of robes and wizard hats! this lady is hagatha oglevie, the baddest witch in town. for some reason my game didn't spawn a bad witch so i had to make my own.





mythril: i want to be a witch! make me witch!

hagatha: sorry, we aren't hiring.



mythril: if you really think about it, we're all witches, maaaaan.

hagatha: what is happening



hagatha leaves, but she comes back and steals my invisible newspaper.



mythril: hazelanne! you came back!

hazelanne: yeh





zepphry: i am a master of stealth





hurrah! hazelanne is equally broke af.



mythril has 1 cooking skill point and she made sparkly salmon. this is good, i'm saving it for baby time.



speaking of baby time



J I N G L E J A N G L E D O O D O O







mythril: gnocci is a type of pasta made from potatoes? i never knew!





mythril: i'm feelin kind of barfy hhhh



there is literally a band of people who take turns stealing the paper.



hazelanne has a regular job, i think she's in politics. i would have her quit, but i appreciate the for sure money.

hazelanne: i brought a friend home from work. it's stink.



hazelanne has 8 neat points, which is what this house needs.





hazelanne: dear diary. i was created fifteen minutes ago, now i live with mythril. life is wild.



mythril: mmm hazelanne.



mythril: mmm poptarts.



mythril: shit i need to take a test, make sure this isn't a poptart baby.



hazelanne: OH SWEET MYSTERIES OF LIFE, AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOUUUUU ow my hand

mythril: :D





these motherfuckers have the worst bathroom and i refuse to fix it. anyone near the sink when someone else is in there is just trapped.



hagatha came for a visit. yes it is snowing in this desert, i forgot to set the weather right. :-)



hagatha: have you seen aurelia's hair? what is she, an anime?





mythril, she's getting away! you need to make friends with her.

mythril: but it's snowing in the desert





hazelanne got promoted! the pay increase is meh but the bonuses really help with our ramshackle little house.





hazelanne: in your eyes, give me a sign, darling. i watch you when you are sleeeeeeping.





mythril: oh god poptarts are incoming! this is not a drill!



hazelanne: man i'm craving a bacon burger. should i make a tiny one for the baby?

mythril: HE L P



A BABE

her name is crystal



hazelanne: WHOO A BABY



i had forgotten to put a baby outfit default back in my game so i had to do that. i needed this cuteness in my life.

alternatively, top 100 pictures taken before disaster struck.





mythril: *snorts pancake*hazelanne: impressive



look at the house! it's like, 2% better.



i had mythril paint her own portrait. however, i don't like how tilted the perspective is because of the zoom out.

mythril: it looks nothing like me, i hate it.





random townie: mmm hazelanne...

question: whomst the fuckst art thou



politics takes a seemingly endless level of charisma, so i have hazelanne practice speech a lot.

i turned voices back on and sometimes she says "hody hody haw" and it makes me giggle.



i may have been inconsistent with my censoring. oh no, a tit.



oh no, a gooch. my fragile mind is kill.





i had mythril call someone but forget whom. probably corey? i'd kind of like him to come over so hazelanne can fight him to the death.





a birfday we have



crystal's face is strange. i like it, but those fancy lip sliders are apparently not great with toddler faces.





okay. for the love of god, can you please make mythril a witch now

hagatha: no.



mythril: lalalalala i don't hear you refusing to make me a witch lalalalala

hagatha: *deep sigh*



mythril: congrats on going to college.

hazelanne: i didn't go to college.

mythril: congrats!



hagatha lives here now. and she brought enough money for me to add an entirely new wing to the house.



which was needed, because i require at least one more candidate for heir. crystal is good, but she is mean as fuck.



so apparently the reason why hagatha wasn't able to cast magius mutanto or what-the-fuck-ever is because she doesn't know it. so she's going to power study for the witch exam and hopefully next time we can help mythril attain her final form.

i was going to do more but 111 pics seems like enough for a first entry, lol.