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hey guess who can't remember to add roofs to new house extensions?
hazelanne: weather? in my house?
it's more likely than you think.
i'm determined to give these children some life skills, so mythril attempts to teach crystal to talk.
hagatha
crystal is adorable, but strange.
mythril: AM I PRENGAN?
townies are apparently marked to stand near the lot's mailbox, so since i moved it close to the door, there's always standing right next to the house. it's weird.
especially the jogging townies, who zoom to the mailbox, stretch, and then zoom off.
a birfday has us!
i swear, she grows into that face.
crystal does her homework, but her grades never improve.
at least she's trying?
hagatha: i see nothing wrong with this situation.
crystal: stop bogarting the bubble blower.
mythril: 2+12 weeks...PREGANANANT
this is the most terrifying pop-up when you have the quads mod.
luckily these were just twins! this is topaz.
and this is jasper!
mythril: aww you're my favorite. i think. i can't tell you apart from your brother.
hagatha: i'm a terribly evil witch!
i might have hagatha spend all of her free time making reagents that i can sell for money.
guess who finally mastered the witch skill and learned magius mutato?
mythril: i've finally achieved my one and only dream.
don't you want to own like 5 businesses or some shit?
mythril: my first and one of two dreams.
i changed mythril's hair. i didn't think her original hair was witchy enough.
this is what happens when no one but hazelanne autonomously cleans, and she's always at work.
mythril: a good baby!
which one is that?
mythril: ...the other one?
hagatha: must you impede my path?
eurydice: can't talk, gotta go fast.
hagatha: this one is my favorite.
that's very mean to the other one, wherever he is.
hagatha: he's literally also in the picture.
hagatha is really holding this house together.
i 'made over' crystal's room, but we have no money, so i mainly just changed the color of the bedding.
hazelanne, why do you care about mythril being or not being a witch?
hazelanne: witches are hot.
i tried to have mythril work off her chonk, which was hard to make her do since she has 0 active points.
of course, as soon as she started, hagatha changed the channel, forfeiting my hard work.
hagatha: did you know your girlfriend has a thing for witches?
mythril: GASP nooooo
mailien: hey that's a crime.
margaret: what are you gonna do? tell on me?
i spent the last of their money putting an incredibly cheap fence around the house. you caused this, margaret.
topaz: MOTHER, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE
mythril: i'm literally trying to feed you, stop complaining.
mythril: it's a good thing you're cute!
topaz: i will barf into your open eyes.
hagatha is a janitor? i think?
i headcanon that she spends her evenings like the sorcerer's apprentice, just making anthropomorphized brooms do her bidding.
i desperately attempt to desync the twins' need cycles, but they always sync back up.
hazelanne: fly, my child! fly into toddlerhood!
this is topaz, and his face is similar to (but not 100% a clone of) crystal's face.
hagatha: never take your eyes off of a child you throw into the air. that's rule number one.
and this is jasper. for some reason they both grew up into these black parade-esque outfits, but i'm too lazy to change them.
putting the bubble blower in mythril and hazelanne's room was probably a mistake, but that wouldn't have stopped topaz, so don't feel too bad.
hagatha: why do i have to do everything in this goddang house?
because mythril and hazelanne are banging.
mythril: is this tickling? how does tickling work again?
topaz: haha what the frick
um, mythril? a question? what the absolute hell?
mythril: i wanted to be a witch but actually becoming one was kind of scary. :o
topaz: WHEN I WAS
topaz: A YOUNG BOY
topaz: MY BROTHER, TRIED TO TAKE MY BOTTLE
mythril: i approve. my heir has to be strong and ruthless.
mythril: of course, i could've just set a second bottle down...
topaz: i'll carry on, i guess.
aww mother-daughter bonding time.
but it isn't all fun and games. i try to have crystal keep on top of her homework, although she's still a C student.
i have two toddler toys, but topaz and jasper exclusively fight over the same one.
mythril: ehehehe! i'm so fiendishly evil!
what kind of evil have you performed today?
mythril: you asked me to make chili con carne... but i made chef salad!
you're right, that is pretty dastardly.
topaz learns to talk! i'm proud.
hagatha: just makin' dragon scales. doot dee doo.
i'm not saying that toddler faces are weird but like...
toddler faces are kind of weird.
crystal: hehehe this is fun.
jasper: i want to have fun too!
hazelanne: no fun, child. you must learn language.
hagatha: watch me, crystal, this is how you get super high.
topaz: oh how the turns have tabled.
jasper: bitch.
now they can both talk. god help us all.
jasper: free me from this prison or topaz will pay for this!
crystal: is it done yet?
hazelanne: no.
crystal: ...is it done yet?
hazelanne: yes.
crystal: really?
hazelanne: no.
somehow their birthdays got synced up. fun.
mythril wanted a car. perhaps she'll think twice next time.
jasper learns how to go fast.
topaz: i want to go in there, but mother is in there and it wouldn't be polite.
topaz, you're 2.
i appreciate hazelanne's car coming at the same time as the school bus. also i cropped this pic badly, yay.
jasper: i want to play blocks.
topaz: i play blocks. you play xylophone.
jasper: 1v1 me irl.
i told hagatha to fix the bath and then heard screaming. tbh, same, hagatha.
double birthday!
hazelanne: can we hurry this up or?
jasper has 0 active points, but he just starts running around.
topaz: you didn't come to our birthday, but we aren't salty over it. we're here for you!
jasper: i am salty.
topaz: jasper, shut up.
crystal is pretty!
topaz is basically crystal with a fauxhawk.
mythril: hagatha, give me some inspiration for this painting.
hagatha: a dragon, but with like rainbow scales. and rainbow dragon balls.
mythril: lay off the blower, perhaps.
hazelanne: i spy with my little eye something beginning with b. it's a butt hehehe. o/
topaz: whatcha readin?
crystal: it's a cookbook. i'm learning to make horse dorves.
crystal: congrats on being born, pipsqueak.
topaz: thanks, i'm pretty good!
hagatha: spaghet
hagatha: watch out! i'm a tickle monster!
jasper: can you stop your nonsense, i need silence to make this bed.
topaz: thanks for making my bed! it makes the jumping more satisfying! :D
i got crystal a job and she's great at color-coordinating.
hagatha: i'm going to my shift at the taco bell, don't wait up.
jasper: who are you again?
jasper rolls wants to do his homework. his siblings do not.
so he does their homework too.
mythril: the inspiration i'm looking for!
topaz: mom isn't a cool witch like hagatha, she doesn't even sparkle.
mythril: WHOO! YOU GOT AN A!
jasper: mom, that was like, 6 hours ago.
mythril: i was busy.
crystal: put 'er there!
hazelanne: OH MY GOD
crystal: i can't believe you're dumb enough to fall for that.
hazelanne: it's pretty funny though!
topaz: i see flowers!
...you're pointed at the sky.
topaz: this is just as weird to me as it is to you.
crystal: i can't play games! there's a tiny nerd in the way.
jasper: you will pay for this.
don't ask me about this mysterious doorless shed i built. it's a secret.
mythril: you can eat moldy cheese, right? cheese is mold?
hazelanne: gods i love that woman.
a rubik's ball doesn't seem as challenging as a rubik's cube.
hazelanne: none of the sides match up. it's a scientific fact that some things in life are pointless.
topaz: i should be heir, crystal and jasper are conniving rats.
hazelanne: yes, they are truly my children.
crystal: i know you want me to get scholarships, but like... what if i'm so bad i don't get any?
hazelanne: "if" hahaha
crystal: i'm off to my very professional job where i'm professional and important! smell ya later!
crystal got fired. i don't know how, i don't read those damn dialogue prompts, something about her taking a classroom hostage.
crystal: i might've gotten fired, but i'm crystal bakelite! nothing keeps me down!
i'm trying to make hazelanne maintain her friendships and, like. zepphry is very good to this family.
crystal: haha life is good.
topaz: didn't you get fired?
crystal: hahaha i want to die.
hazelanne: i'm telling you, i would totally fuck a decepticon. but not an autobot.
crystal wanted a new job, so i got her one. now she's an oceanographer.
hagatha: i'm back from work.
grim reaper: i was waiting.
hagatha: there must be some mistake! my life hasn't been radical enough!
grim reaper: i make no mistakes.
mythril: NO NOT MY MENTOR!
crystal: i'm here too.
this bitch gave gaspard, the mustachioed alien townie, almost the same amount of inheritance as jasper. i see how it is.
i'm sad hagatha is gone though, i liked her. that's what i get for creating her as an elder.
next time will be the university episode. hoo boy, it's a mess. bai.
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