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i grow very attached to my sims. almost all of them. so it can be hard for me to lets spares just, go, forever. let's not.

now the quality of these starter houses? out of this world.

basically, i have a ton of mods that make life harder for post-graduate sims, or sims that move out of their parents' houses. so every one of the spares ended up with about... $1200? each.

i moved ruby, garnet, and tourmaline into one house (they each had slightly more money than their younger siblings).

i moved coral, cinnabar, spinel, and amber into another house. as each sim Got Their Shit Together, i slowly made more households. idk, i'll explain it as we get to it.

i see ruby as an overachiever who gets no recognition, and garnet as a slacker whose very underwhelming skills constantly astound his family members.

i remember posting this pic on tumblr and? still don't know what the fuck.

the graveyard cafe just has road fish for some reason.

oh, also the first time i loaded BOTH households, jasper just came over and hung out for like 36 hours.

he just wants to make sure things are going ok. and apparently that shit takes a full day.

also tourmaline had a post-college crisis and dyed her hair white. i think she pulls it off.

jasper, this is why you need to leave.

jasper: i'm just trying to bring that feeling of home to my excommunicated kids.

ruby: i graduated with honors!

jasper: yeah, but garnet graduated with less honors, and that's somehow more impressive to me.

so we switch to the other house and, as i said... jasper is there too.

spinel: i call next for who gets to hug dad.

cinnabar is the only primary family sim of all the gen 3 kids, so she called up this lady from university... carolina mcmillan. they're cute together! :D

(i feel like this pooklet template doesn't get enough love, with cc masks carolina looks more like a real person than most other face molds.)

cinnabar: will you marry me?

carolina: oh my god! sure!

spinel: can you bitches be quiet, i'm trying to look up the weather.

amber: i assure you, if you say one more thing about my mustache, i will come at you with the strength of a large sumo wrestler.

coral: i'd like to see you try, magnum p.i.

jasper: get her, amber.

coral wanted a car, so i got her a station wagon. fits her personality, i think.

kiera: oh my god, you're so hot. call me!

spinel: you're talking to me right now, you dumb.

coral is an autonomous primper. i guess someone had to be.

as usual, amber often goes unnoticed and unwanted. however, mr. orca shirt, shannon, seems to like him quite a bit.

shannon: peace is so important, man.

amber: fuck your peace.

fritz: i, too, am here.

weirdly, although i mainly sent coral and amber to the graveyard cafe for amber's sake, coral was immediately drawn to mr. vaporwave 2000.

coral: you, sir, are a charming shade of pastel blue!

vaporwave: I HATE GHOSTS.

amber: that bitch hates ghosts. can you believe that shit?

shannon: what a lil wiener. why's he even here at the graveyard cafe, then?

my god they seem to have multiplied. someone get a road net.

o...k. thanks for the information, coral.

these mangos got a genie lamp, completely separate to the one from university that i gave to beryl.

i told you, i get a lot of these. almost too many.

spinel: ...real dad?

genie: ...not again.

spinel wishes for money, because these jerks are super poor.

amber: i wish people would stop making fun of my mustache.

genie: look dude... i'm a genie, not a miracle worker.

everyone showed up at the churkel to see cinnabar and carolina's wedding.

urkel watches this ceremony with love and reverence for the gayness contained therein.

jasper, on the other hand? wandered the fuck off.

where'd he go? no idea. bitch left.

kiera usurps their happy day by walking through the goddamn arch to first kiss spinny.

this lady just. came to the wedding in a bridal veil. a power move if there ever was one.

they have the reception in this... idk. concrete dining dungeon in the back of the churkel.

one of the tiberii was there, not sure which one.

random tiberius: ngl, i had a dream like this once.

meanwhile back at ruby/garnet/tourmaline's house... coral shows up. which, i guess makes sense.

this also happens. i think the matchmaker is taking pity on me at this point.

tourmaline has her first kiss with amillia.

which happened before amillia even met beryl, i should add. poor tourmaline, honestly, she liked amillia a lot too.

i'm pretty sure that garnet met this fire-haired fellow in uni. his name is lee.

their LTR and chemistry scores were already pretty good, so. yeah. welcome to the family, lee.

bonnie: BOO, YOU ONLY LASTED LIKE 45 SECONDS.

ruby: *also finding the love of his life*

garnet: oh my god! yeah, bitch!

lee: :D

gaspard: i find you 100% more attractive now that you're engaged.

garnet: ...fuck... off?

tons of people showed up for garnet and lee's backyard... side yard? wedding.

even bonnie "watches you fuck, also never call me ever" berrado was there.

apparently bonnie and jasper are old friends and i don't even know how the fuck that happened.

tourmaline: excuse me? you're in my seat.

bonnie: do i look like i care?

tourmaline: can you believe the NERVE of that bonnie guy?

ruby: tourm, you need to drop it. this is a wedding.

beryl and gaspard, aka, purple alien dude who almost wanted to steal garnet, were also at the wedding.

coral was technically here the entire time, just dancing inside. it's fine.

tourmaline really needs a replacement for amillia. preferably, someone she has at least 2 bolts with.

jin: i'm... standing right here? you could've asked me. :/

ruby and this lady, heather, are getting on really well. so i want her to move in.

BUT OH WAIT

RUBY'S GOING TO HAVE A STANDING HEATSTROKE FOR A FEW HOURS SO I CAN'T.

how does this even happen? how do you stand while unconscious. how do you heatstroke in the goddamn shade.

i don't think tourmaline is a furry, but thanks anyways.

hey i managed to catch heather before she left!

and now she's here... forever.

oh, garnet's ltw is hit the top of the culinary career. he's doing pretty well so far!

except this happened. whoops. that's gonna slow the chef thing down a bit.

lee: hot.

lee, what the fuck

garnet: how would you feel about me becoming some kind of supernatural? like a witch?

lee: i hate it.

garnet: ...try to keep an open mind.

this is ruby's work outfit. idfk what he does.

oh my god, that's terrifying. it's trying to burst out.

hey, travis,

no

i cry every time

tourmaline, with her infernal knowledge aspiration, masters another skill.

as a reward, i changed her hair from white to blue.

i'm so uncomfortable looking at this.

finally, it ends. and i apparently took no pictures of the subsequent child.

his name was gerard, and he looked a lot like lee.

ruby: dancing is serious business.

tourmaline: suuuure.

cerys: what a weird dude.

garnet: how dare you bring up politics in the hot tub of awesome fucking!

lee: geez, i'm sorry.

garnet: *cups the booty anyways*

ruby is a whimsical motherfucker.

cinnabar: allow me to tickle you.

ruby: no.

tourmaline marries her longtime girlfriend, cerys utterback. for some reason, only ezequiel daniels-daniels showed up.

oh, we got a ruby.

this is the slowest wedding trickle i've ever seen.

heather: THE BABY IS COMING.

cerys: when did you even get pregnant?!

uh. it's pink. and purple.

why.

anyways, this is rembrandt.

ruby: it's not like heather would cheat on me... or something.

cinnabar: why is my entire family just, as dumb as sin?

lots of impromptu babies.

also, apparently things aren't working out for lee at whatever aquarium he's working at.

OH HEY it's gerard. finally.

here he is, he exists.

i didn't know sims could be serenaded while sitting. o_o

rembrandt had a birthday.

i guess cerys and tourmaline's kid was born? iirc they had twins, named tango and turnip.

i basically took pictures until i got bored, then i worked on completing jasper's 'have 20 grandkids' wish.

after that, since all of these fuckers are spares, i immediately aged up their kids and even played some of them.

starting with ruby and heather's kids.

this is adult rembrandt.

this is ruby and heather's second, richter.

and their third pregnancy resulted in triplets.

rainbow,

ripley,

and raspberry. idk why 3/5 of their kids were... purple/pink. i rerolled the generator every time.

aaaaand now for tourmaline and cerys's adult children.

this is tango.

turnip.

and for some reason, they also had a set of triplets.

this is talon,

toucan,

and turpentine.

garnet and lee moved into a tiny house with their two kids, who were promptly aged up.

mawreen is thinking about gerard, who i forgot to take a picture of.

their other son, grimer, is in the background.

oh also garnet's a werewolf now.

this is cinnamon bakelite, the only child (so far) of carolina and cinnabar.

this is aileron, the only child of amber and aliens.

aaaand coral had a fling with gaspard olio, resulting in twins. this is caliban.

and this is corazon.

i moved coral and her two kids into their own lot, along with vaporwave.

they're two-bolters and pretty into each other.

it's kind of awkward tbh, because corazon also has two bolts with vaporwave.

we move pretty fast here.

spinny had a child with kiera, named salazar. i moved her into a pretty good-sized house next to the bakelite main house.

gerard walked by, so i finally got a decent pic of him.

spinny started up a romance with this lady, aspen stoltz.

they have pretty similar taste in boots.

well, that's going to help make over this house.

aspen, a family sim, has been pretty helpful in taking care of salazar.

aspen gets a little angry sometimes because spinny is a romance sim, and hits on pretty much everyone in the neighborhood.

salazar aged up!

aaaand got a slight makeover.

mailien: how many side chicks does this alien lady have?

dorian player: sometimes it's better not to ask.

things are going good with aurelia! so you know what that means.

aspen's going to get angry and slap the shit out of spinny.

how did crystal bakelite even keep that harem? spinny fuckin talks to a cute babe and aspen loses her shit every time.

aspen: HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU

jasper: overdue bills! how deliciously evil!

it's not truly a bakelite homestead until jasper shows up unannounced and stays for a ridiculously long time.