everyone got makeovers, of course. here's turquoise.



aquamarine!



sapphire, who is a fierce bitch.



opal, who is baby.



lapis, who is still a turquoise clone, but has her own thing going on.



and finally, jasreen. who is also here. i couldn't tell you why.



sapphire, like her grandmother amillia, never misses a chance to remind me that she is a knowledge sim. even when she's standing in front of the dormie wrangling pen.



i feel like i was kind of generous with this censor bar, but i just wanted to make sure.

also why does this bitch show up so much?



i made over some dorm rooms too! this is turquoise's room.



aquamarine's. we got all the skilling necessities.



sapphire's, who has the darkest room and weirdest accent colors.



lapis's, who lives her life with little clutter.



opal's, who wouldn't get out of the damn room so i could take a picture.



and jasreen's, who did the same thing opal did.



literally everyone except turquoise is hopeless as far as skills go. so i'm trying hard to remedy that.



lapis doesn't seem to care. whatever, she's a clone, let her live her own life.



turquoise, who had high levels in every skill for some reason, gets immediately started on her term paper. so i don't have to worry about 1/6 of this hell generation.



aquamarine: *finishes her term paper*

kiera: hey! congrats. i'm kiera, i dated your great aunt spinel.

aquamarine: wait, what?

kiera: listen, aqua, we exist in a time ether where no one ages here at peridot island.



kiera: oh, damn these hot bakelites. aquamarine could get it.

aquamarine: is it okay for this lady to be wearing that? it doesn't seem okay.



aquamarine: hot bakelites, huh? let's start a fire.

kiera: um?



kiera: you completely misread that, chief.

aquamarine: oh god oh fuck



aquamarine: you would reject ME? what, is it the jumpsuit? is it too "dexy's midnight runners"? is it not "dexy's midnight runners" enough? come on, kiera.

kiera: you don't get it at all, i'm gonna punch your tit.

aquamarine: don't.



i don't know why some generations are dormie fuck parties. it seems like there have been generations that were not, and yet this one is.



i mean, shit, the dormies will even take the bakelites at this point, and the two groups are natural enemies.



jasreen: you know what happens when you appropriate japanese culture? a sumo comes and sits on your face.

kimono dormie:
what if you're into that?



jasreen: it's not a hot sumo, jan. it's like that blonde dude from super duper sumos.

kimono dormie: what if i'm also into that?

jasreen: have you no shame, woman?





sapphire is a knowledge sim, never forget. and that means that she derives fun and aspiration from not only skilling, but also...



doing fucking homework, and i appreciate that a lot.



sinjin: hey, guys, i'm sinjin the pirate. i promise not to keelhaul you. at least not too much.



opal: i picked my major immediately. could you imagine being an undeclared loser?

kay lum: i'm undeclared.

opal: oh, so you know exactly what it's like.



bakelites are impatient for food, and will make cooks uncomfortable with their presence until they get what they want.



i like sapphire's aesthetic. she's the angsty academic of this generation.



WHO DID THIS? i'll dungeon keeper 2 punch them in the dick.





and so it begins.



wow, does it begin. please, guys, stay away. what is wrong with you?

so anyways, turquoise has the flu now.



turquoise: allow me to breathe on your pancakes.

ginger dormie:
please don't?



jasreen, i forbid you from playing with kay lum. she seems to be surrounded by a sulphuric cloud like the planet venus. that's not natural.



the dorm is a wild place in pretty every generation, and gen 5 is no exception.



look, this dorm is getting fuckin out of hand, someone has to clean it. and since jasreen is jasper's kid, it makes sense that she should do it.

also she has 6 neat points compared to all of the peridie spawn, which have 3. they literally all have 3, i'm scared for this generation.



jasreen: i have absolutely no opinion on this at all.

that is exactly the kind of conviction i need!



lapis is on the second floor getting high with professor plum, and that's fine i suppose.



turquoise: i'm so sick, why'd you make me get out of bed?

shit, you're right. no one makes that face if they're not grievously ill.

but you're about to pee yourself, hurry the fuck up with this coughing fit.



turquoise: I'M DYING



i wish jasreen had the ability to hose dormies down. some of them need it.



you don't need shoes to learn.



i'm so touched that sapphire would help her, uh. half great... cousin twice... removed... whatever jasreen is to her.





aquamarine: hi, i like that thing on your head.

green afro dormie: you mean MY HAIR?



aquamarine: i love soup!

green afro dormie: I HATE SOUP.



green afro dormie: a bowl of soup killed my entire family.

aquamarine: oh, shit. sorry. i didn't know.



green afro dormie:
wow, you really misread that whole soup conversation.

aquamarine: damn it.



oh.

have you considered maybe not?



a dormie crashes, an old mother cries. the dormie falls, to the floor.





the llama is like. vaguely following aquamarine around. i'm worried.



aquamarine: what are those bars for?

pay no attention to the dormie wrangling pen.



jasreen: oh my god, not daniel! daniel was hot! now he's on the floor.



opal: i had to wake up specifically to get out of bed and cough!

GET BACK IN BED GODDAMN IT



my god, daniel, did you hear the news? turquoise is healthy again.

daniel: i'm happy for her.



still the beast pursues her.



i don't know which exam this was. there's so many.



it's ya girls, monster, cough, clone twin, smart, and panda pants. idk where jumpsuit was.



turquoise, aquamarine, and sapphire are doing great as far as skills go.



lapis, opal, and jasreen on the other hand... well. they're terrible.

lapis: i'm not opposed to jumping too high and smashing my skull on the ceiling light.



turquoise is already fuckin done. with her entire term paper.

turquoise: do these look like the eyes of someone who came to fuck around?



oh my fucking god. thank goodness. this bitch wouldn't stay in bed.





lapis: i'm bi, in case you didn't know.

deidre: really? i had no idea.

kay lum: DAMN THAT DORMIE THAT STOLE MY FACE.



GET A ROOM, YOU TWO.

oh what, you can't? because i didn't put any double beds in this dorm? SUCKS.

...should i build a dormie fuck room?



hey why don't you guys just dance in this incredibly narrow hallway. by all means.



you guys realize that you have rooms, right?



jasreen: hey, remember sorbet?

sapphire: yeah, she's just gonna be a teen forever. what a loser.



jasreen: what about cousin gerard?

sapphire: we have a cousin gerard?

jasreen: boy, do you.



sapphire: this picture is false advertising. i haven't eaten a vegetable since i got here.



jasreen: sumos, mom! sumos!

mawreen: what the fuck?





i appreciate aquamarine continuously trying, and failing, to find someone to fulfill her 'first kiss' want. maybe jonathan is the one.



sapphire isn't very artistically inclined. but that's okay. we still love her.



aquamarine doesn't know the meaning of the term "give up". if she strikes every direction at once, she's bound to hit something.



i don't know whose professor this is, but he's aight. he just shows up and uses the bubble blower. i call him professor plum. i have no clue what his real name is.



this is like the tenth lamp i've gotten in this legacy, and the second one i've gotten at university.

also i wish i hadn't caught her delivering it. i never needed to see this face.



TAKE THIS BACK. I DON'T WANT IT.



jan: i love your look. you're not like, hard femme. you're hard industrial femme.

aquamarine: finally, somebody gets it! just imagine me holding a mop.



aquamarine: i wonder if there's anything good on tv.

professor plum: i can't play pool, i'm a damn fool.



seth: never doubt yourself, professor plum.

professor plum: i'm so high, i don't know what's going on.

seth: that's why i love you.

professor plum: seth, they would never understand. we're never going to--



llama: you may wonder why i called this insidious shower meeting.

sinjin: i basically only have questions. not really any answers or statements.



seth: hey mama, i just got out of a serious relationship. you dtf?

aquamarine: mayhaps.



seth: i know certain ways to turn a mayhaps into a definite yeshaps.

aquamarine: i do not believe that is a word, but go on.



aquamarine: my cousin elliott is a lil bitch.

seth: damn, that's so cold to diss your younger cousin like that. i like it.





aquamarine finally got her first kiss! i'm so proud.

it was with seth though, that's the only catch.



this has happened an inordinate amount of times in this generation.



lapis: do you like games?!

kimono dormie: yeah! i've played a ton of jrpgs!



opal: llama, do you like games?

llama: how dare you. you know that my kind despises electronic entertainment.



llama: seriously, such a faux pas. don't even look at me.



llama, you're playing a game. what is the real truth?

llama: i hate opal bakelite.



turquoise: do you guys think seth is okay?

sinjin: as a pirate, i'm an expert on drowning, and that bitch is drowning.

aquamarine: should we help him?

sinjin: best not to get involved. it angers the sea.



turquoise: what is up, my bastard? how about them video games?

llama: why does your family never learn? a pox on your house and lineage.



llama: this bakelite is weirdly hot.

turquoise: you're talking out loud.

llama: donde?



turquoise: i'm a fortune sim. i love money. would love to have some one day.

llama: LET'S KILL THE PRESIDENT.



turquoise: oh, murderous llama. you are a hoot!



lapis: MOVE FASTER

sapphire: don't push me, bitch.

aquamarine: what is going on back there?



hey llama. hey grant. llama grant. fuck you.



turquoise finishes her term paper in record time! congrats.

turquoise: way to go, me! *pat pat*



aquamarine: oh my goddddd this is so boring

there's two types of people.



jasreen is a popularity sim, so she needs friends. she's not even friends with her mom. she doesn't even KNOW jasper and they fuckin lived together. i'm pretty sure they talked. i'm not sure how it's possible.

also she might need a dentist, i'm not sure.



opal, you haven't made any academic progress. why are you just sitting?

opal: idk man sometimes it's nice to just sit.



opal: i have never been so offended! good day, sir!

what happened while i had the camera panned away?



green afro dormie: hehe he fell down.

jonathan: it's rude to laugh at the misfortune of others, even if it is hilarious.



lapis: tickle time!

turquoise: you can't touch me, or we'll both disappear. haven't you seen back to the future 3?



when dormies would rather pass out than talk to you.

aquamarine: d...daniel? should i go? i'm gonna go.



jasreen: i can't tell if this is a self-portrait or a repaint of edvard munch's "the scream".



lapis: what'd you say you little shit? i'll have you know i graduated top in my class at the school of ass-kicking.

cheerleader: VOOOOOOOOOOOOO GERBITS



jasreen: hey, we haven't talked a lot. do you like tv?

opal: nah, i'm more into video games.

jasreen: so am i. wow, that's so... crazy. we have a lot in common.



opal: can you believe that fuckin llama?

jasreen: no way

deidre: gossiping about people is so unattractive.



sinjin the pirate: you talking about llama? can i join? i can tell you about our secret shower meetings.

aquamarine: whoa, sinjin, we are not your therapists.



aquamarine: i can't let anyone see my diary. there's absolutely no one i can trust. i've got like 80 pages of hardcore unicorn centaur erotica with a character vaguely similar to me involved.

sapphire: no one wants to read your self-insert trash, aqua.



jasreen: hi.

seth: can you stop fucking moving? you're in my periphery, daniel. it's so distracting. fuck's sake.



lapis: i'm excited i tried that arts and crafts activity!

i don't care.



opal isn't about to be outdone by her twin.







it's 3 hours until the final exam and sapphire has a full performance bar, but if she wants to do an assignment, who am i to deny her?



opal officially becomes the first sim to eat at the bar. no one else seems to understand why i placed these damn chairs.

opal: i'm just that good.



opal: look at my fuckin face! that's a great face!

i mean, it's sort of weird, but i like it.



turquoise: wow my feet are cold.

have you considered shoes?



jonathan: opal, do you mind?

opal: i don't mind at all.



oh i wasn't aware i needed to kill aquamarine bakelite today.



opal: i wouldn't be opposed to you putting a baby in me.

seth: i'm romantically involved with your sister. gross.



jasreen: hey, remember gerard?

sapphire: no. who's gerard?

jasreen: sapphire, i told you about him like three days ago.



daniel: oh my god! are you guys together? what about me? what about daniel?



i. am. is this.

WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH JASREEN, SHE'S YOUR SECOND THIRD COUSIN TWICE REMOVED AND ALSO A FUCKING MONSTER.

if anyone should be doing this, it's sapphire. opal, what the fuck??



sapphire: i'm fine. it's fine. it's not like i like jasreen a whole lot or anything.

ladies love cool jasreen, apparently.



jasreen: SO MANY GOOD OPTIONS SO LITTLE TIME



jasreen: oh hey streaker guy.

streaker: this situation is fucked, here's my dick.



cute.



UNACCEPTABLE. STOP.



jasreen: i've never loved anyone more than i love you.

JASREEN STOP. you're her great cousin three times removed AND IT'S SO WEIRD.



opal:
i feel the same way!

SHE'S YOUR DAMN UNCLE



LAPIS CAN YOU FUCKIN BELIEVE YOUR TWIN?

lapis: i expect nothing and i'm still constantly disappointed.



opal: sister, let's put all this jasreen nonsense behind us.

sapphire: ...i have a bad feeling about this.



opal: hehehehehehehe



sapphire: these hands are going to go around your fuckin neck.



sapphire: let's see how you like it!

opal: did you just shit your pants?

sapphire: THE ULTIMATE PRANK.

aquamarine: wh. what is going on?



sapphire: opal farted.

opal: NO I DID NOT. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT IN MY LIFE.

aquamarine: just admit you farted bro.



sapphire: can you believe this bitch? she's disgusting.

aquamarine: i don't know why i've chosen to stay here and watch this happen.



sapphire and opal: *hysterical laughter*

aquamarine: there is something wrong with both of you.



all of a sudden half these bitches want to graduate with honors. it's a little late.



the time has come for the final exam. opal looks thrilled.

opal: i can't wait to get off this loser campus.

yeah, that's gonna happen soon, just--

opal: with uncle girlfriend.

NO.



turquoise graduated with a 4.0 in biology.



aqua got a 3.9 in art.



lapis: MY SISTER IS GROWING UP I'M SO EMOTIONAL



sapphire was 4.0 in physics.



this isn't the time for this, you guys. stop.



lapis is a face clone of turquoise and also graduated with a 4.0 in biology.



opal got a 3.7 in philosophy (lol)

jasreen, go away.



and finally, jasreen got a 3.9 in political science. proud of her for her academic efforts. less proud of other things.

you may be wondering who is heir, and that will become apparent in time. aka, i haven't decided quite yet and will very soon.
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This update was great as always and all this generation's Bakelites look so Adorkable (except Jasreen, she's just a creepy-cutie). Also LOL at the "Lightning Crashes" reference. Isn't that the second time it's been referenced in this Legacy?

I don't want to solely be the WCIF girl, but I was wondering WCIF Kiera's outfit and that "Everything is Terrible" picture hanging in Opal's room?
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I love her too. I hope we can see more of her in future updates even if she is kind of creeping on her descendants. It makes me want to add Mawreen to my main Sims hood just so she can have creepy-cute children with my sims. XD
I remember when "Lightning Crashes" played on the radio seemingly non-stop so it hit a nostalgic cord with me every time I see it referenced.

Thanks for the download link to the paintings! I didn't see the outfit in the TSR section and I have that default by Lemonlion in my own game. I saw some similar outfits in the archive though so I'll butcher the textures and make something similar so no worries. : D
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