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we're back at the family home. and opal is heir. and i brought jasreen too, because i make a lot of bad decisions.
like, for instance, double heirs. sapphire is also heir.
to be fair, i had originally planned for sapphire and aquamarine to be heirs, but i like opal better than aquamarine and triple heirs doesn't sound like my idea of a good time.
opal's
whereas sapphire's color scheme is a little more bold and blue, like she is.
yeah, that's a good looking family. they're all very close.
y'know, perhaps too close.
please give each other some space.
but i mean, two bolts is two bolts. i guess.
just like how §20 is §20.
at least they seem to think so, because this happened autonomously.
i honestly don't remember giving jasreen a wet suit as her swimwear, but it seems very on-brand.
god. ts2 is a game where you reap what you sow.
rondie: peridot, help. the animal is accosting me.
jasper: i've trained her well.
peridot: you just gotta open your heart to animal friends, rondie, and they'll love you.
rondie: okay, i'm gonna open my heart.
banjo: *feral hateful yowling*
how fuckin dare you both. i bought the love tub for displays of true affection and you've contaminated it with your weird.
i was like "maybe i can stop this train from fully derailing" so i sent sapphire and opal to look for potential spouses/heir material donors.
of course, i sent them to the power plant, the ultimate dating spot.
but see, i also brought jasreen for some reason. she's still in her wet suit and everything, which only impressed opal more. ladies love that kind of confidence.
sapphire wasn't getting on too well with anyone at first. she and andrevasims's caliso had pretty neutral chemistry.
sapphire: i'm a knowledge sim, so of course i graduated with honors. you may not know much about that.
caliso: bitch.
i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that. and i'm just gonna, quietly friendzone them later while crying over how i lost control of my own legacy.
this boy with the dreadlocks seems promising. his name is skylar.
best of all, he's not a bakelite. not even a distant bakelite.
opal: it's nice to have this mate thing all tied up. i'm already beating sapphire.
me: *screaming*
IT'S LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT HOLDS IT ALL TOGETHER
I JUST GOTTA LET YOU KNOW
IT'S LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE AND I HATE IT ALL FOREVER
i have a lot of pictures of caliso judging opal and jasreen, and you know what? same. i'm caliso.
first of all, skylar, you're a university student, so what the fuck. did you like, go back to school? why?
second of all, that's hot as fuck, keep going. we love a science man.
caliso and marisol, two sims by andrevasims, have their first kiss with each other. i'm not even going to question it.
what an interesting and different background image for sapphire chatting up skylar, the university student that technically outranks his professors.
pango from the rainbow survivor challenge is also here.
i swear to god, if you guys touch pango, i will kill you where you stand.
it's so funny to me that jasreen is still wearing the wet suit.
i mean, it is the hydro-wind power plant. maybe she thought there'd be more water?
sapphire: i fuckin hate the llama.
skylar: you mean grant?
sapphire: don't break my immersion, skylar.
caliso: sapphire bakelite is pretty meh, but this hot lady who looks kind of like shrek? now that's what i'm into.
skylar: what if we robbed a bank?
sapphire: it's unlikely we'd make a clean getaway, but i like your enthusiasm. also my family already has like a million simoleons.
skylar: you don't say. *plus plus plus relationship*
sapphire: well, that was a pleasant outing until we got back and i saw your face.
jasreen: excuse you?
we're still on track for maxing out all of jasper's skills.
you may have noticed that jasper got a haircut. i mean, canonically his hair probably got tired of his bullshit and just left. now he looks like a very obscure comic book villain.
jasreen: hello, lover.
opal: yeah, i feel good about my life decisions.
this is why we have two heirs. because i wanted you and you can't be trusted.
professor kari gets started on the heir portraits. but i'm not doing strict double heirs... i'll explain exactly what that means a little later.
i have a lot of pictures of jasper doing flips because the body skill is a harsh bastard to grind.
both the tiberius clones and the newspaper-stealing townies are getting out of hand. tim occupies both of those groups.
i don't know what the occasion is, but sure. whip out the lobster thermidor. you seem qualified to handle it.
i still don't understand why banjo seems to only like bakelites, but absolutely despises all spouses.
one of these days she's gonna like a spouse and i'm gonna be like "what the fuck, i can't trust this sim at all".
i knew you couldn't handle it. i knew it. you made lobster thermidor of the fuckin unholy void.
jasper: this is what my descendants deserve.
rondie: hey, amillia. how's it going?
amillia: you know how it is. i can fly through walls.
rondie: sorry, i can't hear you. you're a ghost.
the paintings are done! but they don't get the golden border yet. because only one of them is staying.
the parent of gen six's heir will be the canonical gen five heir. the other one will like. idk. go in a closet somewhere. we'll name a wing after them.
speaking of gen six.
seriously though, in your parents' bed? really? who are you, them?
opal: i'm going to steal your heart.
jasreen: please don't say that to me, with that look on your face.
i might've had sapphire call grant, aka the llama. listen, when you're sapphire, you gotta play the field and keep it real.
rondie's job is like. international lawyer or something. and by gods, he looks very capable of laying down the law.
jasper, get the fuck out of peridot and rondie's bed.
jasper: i'm gonna wait for you to pan the camera away and get back in their bed.
jasreen: *screeching at losing in mortal kombat*
jasper maxed all his skills! i'm proud. i'll probably start working on talent badges next.
jasreen: sorbet is a lil bitch.
jasper: you right.
jasreen: biker guy? ginger hair? a lil bitch.
jasreen: my nephew gerard? garnet's kid? a lil bitch.
jasreen: banjo? a lil bitch.
jasper: now, that's too far. don't insult my cat.
jasreen: you? a lil bitch.
this is literally one of the first actual interactions jasper and jasreen have had and they literally just shit-talked four different sims in a row.
jasreen: *banshee screeching*
opal: oh, love of my life. i'll never get tired of that face.
are you sure? i guess you are. since you and jasreen decided to go steady.
banjo: you make terrible life decisions and i hate you!
opal: but why??
now, skylar is a very interesting student/entrepreneur/science man. i don't know exactly what he is. but i do know that he's a template, and that's not ideal.
i had sapphire do a solo journey to the newly built hobby hall to scope out other potential mates. she didn't have any chemistry with good old kenelm bythesea here.
GASP
sapphire has chemistry with ezequiel daniels-daniels. but i'm pretty sure he's engaged to a satellite bakelite.
that sucks for that satellite bakelite, since they aren't mainline and i barely care about them.
yeah, everyone just stand in front of the screen at the bootleg movie theater. everyone wants to watch your ass.
what i meant to be a viewing platform unfortunately became a talking platform. these bitches just congregate to talk in front of the screen. and i don't know why.
sapphire also met this pink dude during this outing. he is an actual satellite bakelite, richter, aka ruby's son. he's not the dude ezequiel is with, don't worry.
ezequiel got ripped off by the charlatan, and sapphire was watching and did nothing to stop it. he's not having a good day.
sapphire: i'm gonna give you a ring later.
ezequiel: but your fifth cousin already did that.
sapphire: that's not what i meant, also fuck that cousin. do you have their number, i'm gonna fight them over the phone.
*puts up my hands* i just do not understand.
opal: our woohooing has resulted in... results.
jasreen: what do you mean?
jasper: she's pregnanant.
jasreen: oh fuck.
jasper: i just hope your child isn't a fuckin pretzel.
jasreen: i hope it is so i can eat it.
opal: jasreen, that's not what he meant.
tiberius barnacle just came for a visit. how pleasant. i'm not actually sure what he thinks of the bakelites. he keeps sending his clones to steal the paper and i don't think he knows anyone other than jasper.
peridot: what exactly is it that you do?
tiberius: a little bit of everything. right now i'm in search of fossil fuel deposits on this planet.
peridot: don't drink my milkshake, bro.
i'm gonna just, once again, pretend jasper isn't the person highest on your relationship bar with bolts.
oh. of course you like richter. he's probably the same amount of DNA removed from you as jasreen.
sapphire: hey, richter. ever wanted to bang your own second cousin?
sapphire: YEAH COUSIN BANGING IS COMPLETELY NORMAL HERE.
jasper: sapphire, shut the fuck up, no one cares if you fuck richter or not. we barely know who that is. jasreen came out of my dick, and that's apparently fine.
oh fuck. biberius tarnacle, tiberius barnacle's evil clone, also randomly came for a visit.
"randomly" i say. he probably knew tiberius was here.
opal's in slight motive failure because of her pregnancy. her eyes got stuck like this for an entire walking cycle, and i can't blame her.
opal: hey, tiberius, can you get the fuck out of my room?
tiberius: absolutely not. especially while that fiend is here.
opal: tiberius, he is you.
tiberius: HE IS NOT ME. I DON'T HAVE BLONDE HAIR.
jasreen: be my friend.
jasper: i don't wanna.
jasreen: come oooooooooooon.
jasper: fine, whatever.
jasreen: FUCK YEAH.
sapphire: hey, tiberius barnacle, you should fight your evil clone for dominance.
tiberius: my god, you're absolutely right. that bastard has been left to his own devices for way too long. he has to pay.
tiberius: HEY, FUCK YOU.
biberius: in many ways, you are only fucking yourself.
tiberius: you have told me that for that last time, motherfucker.
tiberius: TAKE THAT. NYEHHH
biberius: HOW DARE YOU. NYEHHH
jasreen: what an interesting development.
tiberius: on second thought, with our powers combined.
biberius: i would never be your ally. you can't even grow a beard.
tiberius: i merely choose not to.
biberius: yeah, sure. i saw my DNA chart and you spliced someone else's beard DNA into your own to create me.
tiberius: evil clones have goatees, biberius. what do you want from me?
jasreen: listen, biberius. you're the evil clone. that means you're fast and loose and you don't play by the rules. fuck tiberius up.
biberius: i actually think i might be a better tiberius than tiberius. i think his other clones like me more.
jasreen: channel that injustice into pure fighting potential!
tiberius: keep this on the downlow, but biberius is a little bitch and his beard is fake.
jasper: oh, my god. what a loser.
biberius: i'm gonna kill this bastard.
biberius: fuck you!
tiberius: no, fuck you.
jasreen: this is like, the most exciting thing that's ever happened in our house.
tiberius: I'M GONNA KILL YOUR DAD.
biberius: YOU TECHNICALLY ARE MY DAD.
tiberius: I TECHNICALLY AM YOU.
biberius: I FUCKIN HATE CLONE PARADOXES.
jasreen: fuck, they're both technically right. i don't know who to side with.
jasreen: FUCK 'IM UP, 'BERIUS!
tiberius: avast, you!
biberius: en garde, me!
tiberius: i am the victor, for i am the original!
biberius: ...what if i told you that wasn't true?
jasreen: you guys are a wild time.
hey, why doesn't everyone just, congregate in the hallway. by all means.
i mean, both tiberius and biberius have joined in the conversation. this is normal.
peridot: voooooooo gerbits!
jasreen: *screeches*
i had sapphire invite skylar over. because even though he is a template, he's what i would call a "safe" option.
and he's into sapphire for some reason, so score.
yeah, sure. right here in the living room. by all means.
ignore professor kari getting into her mad scientist limo in the background.
ignore the ghost of beryl. she just, likes to watch.
peridot: i like your new pjs, grandpa jasper.
jasper: i figured that the outfit i spend most of my time in should be a good one.
j. jasper. you literally made that like 50 pictures ago.
they do say that memory is the first thing to go.
schwing
acr wouldn't let me try for baby on the couch, so i guess we're doing round two on the bed.
and we got chimes! these bitches seem thrilled.
biberius, why are you still here? it's been like 20 hours.
sapphire: i gotta make some important calls. this seems like the right phone to use.
opal is in her second or third trimester now, but it's hard to tell through her 30 pairs of spanx.
that's right, it's time for talent badge grinding.
right now, jasper is like, a level 32 sim. i want him to be a level 100 sim.
jasreen: yeah, mom, things are going good here! love you too! *screeches*
professor kari: i can't believe jasper would invite this evil into our house.
opal's like the hundredth bakelite to master creativity, but i'm still happy for her.
jasreen: yeah, i graduated from college. aquamarine, you were there, why don't you remember?
i had sapphire invite richter over, and i gotta be honest. you're already ruining the deal a little bit, richter.
sapphire: sure, bring your fuckin friend, i don't fuckin care.
richter: SOUNDS GREAT.
i've never seen two sims walk on the lot together like this. also i didn't know his friend was bill the elf. jasper went to university with this bitch.
sapphire: eyyyyyyyyy
richter: eyyyyyyyyy
bill the elf: i'm also here!
sapphire: hey, richter, you're like neo from the matrix if he took his nips out.
richter: are you flirting with me? stop.
professor kari: bill the elf is hot.
stop acknowledging bill the elf. he shouldn't even have come.
sapphire: i'm sorry. can i get a hug?
richter: okay, sure.
sapphire: i'm gonna hug your butt later.
richter: we are both bakelites and it's too weird.
sapphire: can you believe this purple bitch? he keeps rejecting me.
richter: WE ARE SOME SORT OF COUSIN.
sapphire: see, you say that, like it matters.
sapphire actually has more chemistry with bill the elf. so i mean. maybe it's good that richter brought him.
wait. fuck. are they together?
i had to have done this. but i guess i forgot.
sapphire: i don't even care. you guys can double team me.
richter: can you get the fuck out?
bill the elf: yeah. go away.
sapphire: no.
jasreen: hey, peridot. you're a sight for sore eyes.
peridot: you should see yourself. this is what your face looks like.
you know what? i'm happy for them.
sapphire just gave the fuck up and went to bed. i'm not entirely sure which one of them defeated her, or if she technically defeated herself.
i kind of want richter and bill the elf to visit more. they're radical dudes.
sapphire: hey, y'all, just trying to get at that mortal kombat.
jasreen: wait, you're also pregnant? it's not mine too, right?
sapphire: ...no. we haven't even... like....
jasreen: I JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE.
peridot: you have so much dirt on you! lemme brush it off.
jasreen: oh? thanks.
peridot: actually, on second thought, i'm gonna rub more dirt on you. it'll distract from your face.
jasreen: you're such a good friend!
sometimes i forget that sims can take pictures. and then i remember and it's a glorious thing, because things like this happen.
how did jasreen get this shot? why'd i put the picture on the bird cage? i couldn't answer either of those questions. but now this picture exists and it's here.
i appreciate peridot being one of the only bakelites who can fix plumbing without screaming at it. i think even beryl once yelled at a sink. it doesn't help the process.
i got a good feeling that rondie is going to get that promotion today. he's been stuck on the last one forever despite meeting the requirements.
i'm gonna have to get him a better work dress.
the day finally came! i had no idea because this damn dress still has no morphs.
opal: AHGHGHGHGHGHHG
sapphire: hey, mom, look how high i can jump.
peridot: that's nice, dear.
a baby!! you know, one day i swear we'll have a bakelite without black eyes. today is not that day.
but anyways, this is moonstone! they also have jasreen's blonde hair.
opal: i don't wanna sound mean, but like. i hope it gets my face.
jasreen: you can hope all you want, dear. it will not save our child.
jasreen: i know it's weird between us because i'm like. the kid of your husband, but not your kid. ...your stitching is... really nice?
professor kari: thank you, dear. you're much nicer than your strumpet of a mother.
jasreen: hey, my mother is a saint as far as demons go!
rondie: i still didn't get that promotion. i wonder what the deal is.
peridot: well, your skills are right, your friends are right... i guess you're just wrong?
rondie: excuse you?
rondie and peri are very close to aging up, so this is probably their last woohoo as adults.
jasper: yeah, mawreen, everything is fine here. i think jasreen is going to marry one of my great grandkids. yeah, i know what that means.
professor kari: how dare you talk to that bitch on the phone?? lose her number.
opal: hey, empty house! look how swole i got! *an absurd amount of echoes*
opal and jasreen are gonna make a second child.
and banjo is gonna watch.
i sent peridot upstairs to work on a flower arranging badge, so rondie got stuck taking care of moonstone.
which is fine. look at how thrilled he is.
little did i remember, it was time for rondie's birthday!
yeah, just set the baby anywhere. on the floor? doesn't matter.
fuck yeah!
jasper: you guys can't do this literally anywhere else? you don't even live on this floor.
so peri had the option to grow up, so i did that, but my game crashed. luckily, i had just saved it before i took this picture, but it does give me an excuse to end this episode. sorry, guys, game said it was time to stop.
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Also you've inspired me to add Mawreen to my own game. XD
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i wholeheartedly encourage adding mawreen! she's a good addition to any neighborhood imo.
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p.s. i would die for jasreen
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honestly? same.