myona: ugh, what a face.
jasreen: thanks, i got my makeup professionally done.
agate grows up and is ignored. and yes i checked and his name is agate. his other name is super spare.
zircon and bismuth grow into teens! well, here's zircon at least.
intermission of skylar pissing himself in a bathroom. because why wouldn't he?
and bismuth! who has a case of Face something awful.
AND THEN I STARTED GETTING PINK SOUP FOR A WHILE. it was quite a Time(tm).
my favorite part is the foot on the right.
opal, jasreen, and quartz: OHHHHH PRIMADONNA
primadonna: only one of you is getting with this.
sapphire: is it jasreen?
opal looks on generations past and admires her own youth.
at this point, a bunch of them wanted to go on vacation so i acquiesced. i sent quartz, primadonna, peter williams, endica, charles lee, and quilk to the bakelites' personal cabin.
the first thing quartz did was take a bubble bath. relax queen, you deserve it.
charles lee found out that quartz, who is his lover, has at least one other sim in her life.
charles lee: i slap you and now we're best friends.
quartz: i don't think it works like that?
in my install this time, i didn't delete the three lakes townies and lots. so i was able to send quartz off to find bigfoot. and boy did she find him! and boy is his name sean. and boy is he broke as hell.
he's happy to be here though! there's nothing like picking up a bigfoot on your vacation.
charles lee: let charles lee interact with you.
quartz: are you going to slap me again?
charles lee: charles lee might.
sean refills the vacation groceries and the blue delivery person finds nothing wrong with this.
he also shreds on the banjo because he has all maxed skills.
peter williams: how dare you slap the love of my life who i'm also angry at
charles lee: charles lee never meant to offend.
quartz becomes an elite gamer girl.
snow!! we never see this back in xanadu proper, so it's a nice little change.
seriously there was a lot of gaming. even robi from the last vacation my sims took had to join in on the fun.
AND THEN THERE WAS A FIGHT
quartz vs. charles lee who will win
QUARTZ OF COURSE
sean: BIGFOOT HUG
quartz: HEY WHOA
endica: how deliciously... EVIL
and then endica decided she didn't like quilk so they started fighting in the kitchen.
and endica beat him so badly that he phased through the wall.
what a handsome fella
he fucking HATES peter williams playing the banjo though.
endica: primadonna, one of the loves of my life
primadonna: milkshakes, one of the loves of my life
WHAT DID PRIMADONNA DO
charles lee official bakelite antagonist. forget tiberius.
a nice view of the ceres cabin where the bakelites spend their mountain vacations.
quilk: SLAP SLAP SLAP
quartz: :D
quartz: damn it, you suck. damn it, i love you.
endica: kick his ass, quartz.
charles lee really isn't getting along with anyone. except sean. who is traumatized by all this fighting.
yeah just sleep outside in the snow
i'm sure you won't get sick
sean: let's party!!
charles lee: charles lee is going to make you wish you never needed furniture >:c
quartz: WHY IS EVERYONE MAD AT ME
quilk: hehe i caused this.
yeah sure everyone congregate in the bathroom with sims you hate. at least sean is civil towards quilk.
quilk: i hate you but we are playing two player.
quartz: time to set aside our differences.
quilk: changed my mind. gonna block the tv with my ass.
quartz: >:c
sean: you have the fortitude and strength of a sumo wrestler.
quartz: how do you even know what a sumo is?
sean: i get one channel in the forest and it only plays MXC most extreme elimination challenge.
charles lee: CHARLES LEE IS SHRUGGIN. LIKE THIS
quartz why are you still playing with the controller, sean turned it to a movie ages ago.
quartz is honestly feeling so attacked right now.
apparently endica and charles lee get along? i'm having trouble keeping track of who hates whom.
quilk: haha! fire
wow. thanks charles lee? ig?
peter williams: can you fight elsewhere? i'm sleepy
primadonna and charles lee: AAAAAAA
peter williams: maybe if i just get into bed i can ignore them.
peter williams: honkshoo, honkshoo
peter williams: holy shit there's a fight
charles lee gets his ass kicked. AGAIN.
charles lee: charles lee will remember this!
charles lee: charles lee needs a training montage. will you help?
endica: ah, man, i'm kind of busy here.
charles lee: charles lee will find training elsewhere.
endica: honkshoo, honkshoo
another fight, another win for primadonna. you would not believe how many fights they actually had. it was a lot.
spaghetti time!
peter williams: SOMEBODY FIGHT NEAR MY SPAGHET
charles lee and sean have an enlightening conversation in the bathroom doorway.
quartz: get out of the way, i need to pee
i'm. what. why do you two hate each other now???
this vacation is the gift that keeps on giving.
AND THEN HE FIGHTS CHARLES LEE INSTEAD???
peter williams, most confused man alive.
charles lee: you can't hurt me if i FALL ASLEEP dkasldlsj zzzzzzzzzzzz
peter williams: what the fuck
charles lee is such a shit talker
then again peter williams keeps slapping like. everyone he knows. so that might be part of it.
i sent them to the cafe in mayhem peak and peter williams immediately barged into the kitchen and got a drink.
sir this is a
then the waiter spilled food all over sean. poor guy.
the unsavory charlatan showed up but man does he have some hilariously mismatched defaults for some reason.
robi: they say the old ceres cabin is haunted. BY THE GHOST OF MR. JENKINS
quartz: sweet, does he unicorn?
quilk: you disgust me.
unsavory charlatan: i don't know how to say this but i don't want to steal from you. because i don't want to touch you.
peter williams: mean.
ANOTHER LAMP. how many is that this legacy? a lot.
the adventurers return to their mundane legacy and non-legacy lives.
i briefly had reprieve from what a mess this place is.
gave agate a little makeover because i wasn't feeling him. now he's cute!
yeeeep. now quilk is our designated newspaper stealer.
and then a school bus did this and i was thoroughly panicked for a little while.
onyx: i'm better than you!
bismuth: at rock-paper-scissors. a game with no skill required.
onyx: YA
malloria visits jasreen and shoves her a little for looking through the telescope. her pants default is horrendously broken and i haven't fixed it yet. oops.
peter williams: should you be up there? what are you doing, cat?
jasreen rolls a lot of wants to be friends with her grandchildren so i generally direct her to do that. it's sweet.
speaking of sweet... something that is quite the opposite happens. opal dies.
she's not that happy about it.
poor sean passes out in his food. for like, a really long time.
fucking finally. goddamn charles lee.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
yep he's still there.
onyx: noogies for nerds didn't you know?
agate: i should tell somebody... but not jasper.
these kids put their homework all over the place. it's a miracle they aren't failing.
jasreen: fish, am i right? hahaha
strawberry plant: good one, jasreen.
bismuth: i don't care much for peter williams.
sean: did you threaten jasreen? big mistake.
sean: i'm gonna take you to a tea party and you're gonna dress up like a princess.
malloria: excuse me?
sean: i said what i said.
and here is the part where i moved everyone into
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pooklet's sweet tiny legacy house because i wanted to reduce lag in my game.
zircon met this sim (panko perkel i believe, i get my names mixed up nowadays) and i was like. let's file that away for later.
jet has a birthday!! and she's incredibly pretty.
agate: should you be up there?
banjo 2: why do you idiots keep asking me that?
zircon: mmm maccy cheese.
agate not only sleeps with his eyes open, but dreams about something to artificially extend his life. too bad buddy, you're not jasper.
and now a house tour! with bakelites included. this is the kitchen/living area.
this is the recreational area, where most of these fools spend most of their time.
sapphire and skylar have a bed on the ground floor.
the second floor landing.
jet and agate's room.
onyx, zircon, bismuth, and jasreen all share a room because of space issues.
one of the bathrooms.
diamond, pearl, and obsidian's room.
quartz, peter williams, primadonna, endica, and sean's room.
jasper and kari's room.
the basement bathroom.
and an exterior shot!! i redid all the windows and exterior doors and replaced the siding with bricks to match the bakelites' previous house.
more of this out in the open, of course. although to be fair, inaccessible beds can be hard for sims to navigate.
shit i need to make banjo 2 young again. thanks for reminding me, saph.
aaaaaand tiberius is stealing the paper now. i'm not surprised.
sean rolled a want to be best friends with charles lee so i gave in and invited him over.
surely this won't result in any battles to the death.
onyx gets an A-. come on girl, you know that's not that impressive.
the noogie chain continues to grow. who will jet pick on, it's a mystery.
all jasper does is play mortal kombat 3 and eat sandwiches so he put on a little chub.
quartz: charles lee will never find us in this toilet!
primadonna: what
i noticed the kids freaking out over something but it was just skylar dying.
bye skylar!! you were a decent legacy spouse.
banjo 2 was really upset by his death. she cried for a little bit but i didn't get a picture.
the triplets grow up! and obsidian here grew up into a dress, so i've decided she's trans!
this is pearl. man i really don't have teen male clothes.
and diamond, who is just a paler peter williams
so i tried to give the bakelites another garden in this house and you can see how that turned out. eventually i learned about garden pots and replaced these with those, and for some reason it fixed the floating plant issue.
can you guys not gather into literally the smallest bedroom in the house as far as free space goes.
bismuth and zircon HATE each other. not sure what started it, but they slap each other constantly.
quartz: how dare you hit me with a water balloon while my back is turned. you will pay!
obsidian: sore loser!
sean and jasreen yet again decide to hang out and block pathing through the rec room.
ugh poor bismuth.
what the fuck you BARELY knew him. in fact you might not have known him at all.
zircon: maybe if i act cool, grandma will give me a turn on the arcade cabinet.
jasreen: not a chance.
opal and skylar's remains are just. kind of around. i'll send them to the graveyard eventually.
zircon: TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE
pearl: aha stop no tickies
jasper: you are both very strange.
zircon: hey grandpa jasper, we're kind of trying to bond here?
jasper: I MISS OPAL, SHE WAS MY GRANDCHILD AND MY GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILD AT THE SAME TIME
onyx: MOM I GOT AN A
onyx: ...mom? are you there in that gargantuan pile of blankets?
bismuth does her homework ON THE FUCKING HOT DESERT SAND because that's where she placed it.
banjo 2 isn't sure about sean. she's not used to another furry beast being in the household.
i accidentally gave pearl the same outfit as this random townie kid and now it's awkward.
but not for bismuth! mr. townie is apparently a sweet talker.
sapphire: we didn't get promoted!
peter williams: we just do this because we like it!
sapphire: could you hurry up, i need to shower.
jasper: i am shunning you.
i had this crazy idea that MAYBE the bakelites could get into private school. boy was i off the mark.
sapphire randomly died offscreen, leaving me with more questions than answers.
this townie guy aged up into the most unfortunate fashion i have ever seen.
obsidian: did you just block zircon from the bathroom until he pissed himself?
bismuth: i did nothing of the sort.
zircon: my life is suffering
banjo 2 isn't sure about this headmaster either.
sensing i wasn't going to fulfill the criteria for private school, i send jasper in as a last resort.
he did not help. if anything, he lost about 10 points.
fine bitch maybe i'll start my own school with my own uppity bullshit
sleepover time!
zircon throws a tantrum because he's a fortune sim and he dreaded not getting into private school. sorry, babe.
he does autonomously tuck agate in though. which is cute.
peter williams stop
what are you doing
that is a cactus
i didn't want quartz's generation to get old TOO fast, so i had everyone except peter williams down some life elixir. peter williams is several days younger than them and didn't need it.
oh good, now we've moved onto more of this.
professor kari: this reminds me of mine and jasper's honeymoon. except there was less fighting, more kissing, and more bigfoot.
bismuth won because bismuth wins at things.
that about does it for now, i know that my game crashed after the fight and i had to replay up to a certain point. then i got tired of dealing with everyone, waited for agate to become a teen, and shipped everyone off to college. so we'll be doing uni next time around. and by the next update, you'll know who the gen 7 heir is! goodbye for now!!
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charles lee making face-heel-face turns so quick it's giving me whiplash
'honkshoo' made me honk laughter irl idk it really got me
>jasper: you are both very strange
who wants to tell him